Kolya on 30/12/2008 at 05:28
I pass my exams, only to notice that recession has struck and jobs are scarcer than African albinos. For a while I don't care because I've found love in a bi-curious lesbian punkrock singer. But then she kicks me out of her apartment for being more interested in ttlg than her music. I can't go back and get my stuff because her new girlfriend scares me. Finally I find a job as a DJ on diamond weddings and children's birthday parties. People keep telling me it's a great costume but I just can't afford real clothing. I do get by however by the mercy of married women.
june gloom on 30/12/2008 at 05:37
I finally murder Koki, not because his opinions pissed me off but because he starts to like the same things I like and I have to kill him before the universe imploded.
DaveW returns to tell of his exploits in pubs where he gets into arguments with girls he's attempting to chat up. "As I've said before, that's incorrect. Also I'm British." And then he'd grope them with his webbed hands and they'd mace him.
kidmystik101 on 30/12/2008 at 05:42
y'know, sometimes dethtoll, your imagination scares me a little.
june gloom on 30/12/2008 at 05:48
"Son, your life, and the people in it, scare the ever living shit out of me."
Fringe on 30/12/2008 at 06:24
A musician you like will die.
ZymeAddict on 30/12/2008 at 06:38
Obama isn't assassinated.
He turns out to be a perfectly adequate leader - nothing special - but the media continues to make out as if he is the second coming of Jesus while covering up every one of his foibles. Eventually, the public becomes disappointed that Obama hasn't made ice cream and gummy bears descend from the heavens as he promised, and his popularity begins to drop as the economy worsens.
june gloom on 30/12/2008 at 08:31
I was predicting that even before the election.
A band you like will break up.
kidmystik101 on 30/12/2008 at 09:11
Petrol prices will soar like eagles.
june gloom on 30/12/2008 at 09:55
Congress will fuck up the economy even worse with bailout after bailout.
Sulphur on 30/12/2008 at 10:06
Jashin retunrs to America and marital law is declared in TTLG.
Also everybody needs to be drinkin this red Chirsmas wine here because it be the SHIZ
