D'Juhn Keep on 29/12/2008 at 20:04
Well it's still more likely than Duke Nukem Forever coming out!!
june gloom on 29/12/2008 at 20:27
Half-Life 2 Episode 3. I hope.
fett on 29/12/2008 at 21:08
My predictions for ttlg:
1) Bioshock controversy continues to rage until mods realize that no one outside of the Bio forum gives a shit anymore. They beat all participants to death with weighted usb hubs. The rest of the community rejoices.
2) Futuristic T4 released by Eidos Montreal exclusively for the Wii. Third person shooter enables Garrett to man turrets and command thief teams through multi-player. jtr7's head asplode. Thief gen mourns the loss of a great leader.
3) dethtoll brutally stabbed to deth with pin drive in a back alley of commchat, prompting mods to manually verify all pm's generated through ttlg.
4) The "lost" Man-Fran pictures finally surface. Saam is forced to add '2 guys, 1 wine glass' to search engine tags. Consequently millions flock to ttlg, crashing servers and turning Stitch and Scots into local heroes.
5) Bethesda actually, finally releases Morrowind Sex, crashing ttlg's servers yet again. Fifteen new admins are recruited from the now defunct Bioshock forum to moderate MS forum. Much inbreeding and questionable acts with elves take place. Forum is abandoned and sealed off by Dave until the outbreak of disease has run its course.
6) Religion threads until I WANT TO FUCKING DIE.
TF on 29/12/2008 at 21:24
Quote Posted by fett
My predictions for ttlg:
1) Bioshock controversy continues to rage until mods realize that no one outside of the Bio forum gives a shit anymore. They beat all participants to death with weighted usb hubs. The rest of the community rejoices.
2) Futuristic T4 released by Eidos Montreal exclusively for the Wii. Third person shooter enables Garrett to man turrets and command thief teams through multi-player. jtr7's head asplode. Thief gen mourns the loss of a great leader.
3) dethtoll brutally stabbed to deth with pin drive in a back alley of commchat, prompting mods to manually verify all pm's generated through ttlg.
4) The "lost" Man-Fran pictures finally surface. Saam is forced to add '2 guys, 1 wine glass' to search engine tags. Consequently millions flock to ttlg, crashing servers and turning Stitch and Scots into local heroes.
5) Bethesda actually, finally releases
Morrowind Sex, crashing ttlg's servers yet again. Fifteen new admins are recruited from the now defunct Bioshock forum to moderate MS forum. Much inbreeding and questionable acts with elves take place. Forum is abandoned and sealed off by Dave until the outbreak of disease has run its course.
6) Religion threads until I WANT TO FUCKING DIE.
- fett will redeem all his earlier posts in the year in one fell swoop
Koki on 29/12/2008 at 21:45
Quote Posted by fett
1) Bioshock controversy continues to rage until mods realize that no one outside of the Bio forum gives a shit anymore. They beat all participants to death with weighted usb hubs. The rest of the community rejoices.
Eh, Bioshock board has been dead for a long time... I miss the old drama days.
Prediction: A thread which is about Fallout 1/2 appears on Fallout sub-board. Gets five posts, two of which are complaints about UI/combat.
Queue on 29/12/2008 at 21:54
So how does every feel about Jesus?
jtr7 on 29/12/2008 at 22:12
I think the User Interface sucks! It's not intuitive at all!:mad:
Queue on 29/12/2008 at 22:14
Well...Jesus is stick driven, jt.
jtr7 on 29/12/2008 at 22:23
Yeah. It gets a little thorny when you try to explain to someone that J's not automatic.
I predict much of the same B.S. will continue, but with a few zingers in there to make us feel like tomorrow's worse than yesterday.
Queue on 29/12/2008 at 22:33
...or our father's, father's, father.