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Scots Taffer on 2/1/2009 at 04:48
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Signing your posts is considered poor taste as well.
i dont know much
but i know i love you
PigLick on 2/1/2009 at 06:07
first burn of 09!
TBE on 2/1/2009 at 07:51
Quote Posted by dethtoll
did TTLG run out of tampax again?
fucking hate these 6am runs to the store
So in 1992, I was in Army Basic Training. We were outside in the quad area of the trainee barracks learning about how to bivouac and live in the great outdoors. We had the tent and poles laid out, and the Puerto Rican drill sergeant was giving us the lecture on how to set up. So he suddenly shouts to this dork that always messed up everything, "Go upstairs and get the orange tampax."
The dude looks all confused and then the drill sergeant says it again, "Go upstairs in the gray locker and get the orange tampax!"
The guy runs up to our barracks quarters and spends more than a few minutes and comes down empty handed. He says, "I can't find them Drill Sergeant!" He then hollers at me and says, "Help numbnuts here find the orange tampax on the 2nd shelf of the gray cabinet." Off we go upstairs. We're staring into the gray supply closet. I'm looking on the 2nd shelf, and all I see is rope and orange tent pegs. I look at the other dude and say, "You think he meant these tent pegs?" He wasn't too sure, so he goes downstairs alone and I watch him out the window. He says, "Drill Sergeant, the only thing on the 2nd shelf was rope and orange tent pegs." The Drill Sergeant says, "You idiot! I'm Puerto Rican! You know I don't speak English that well. Yes, get the damn tent pegs!" Although, it did sound like he was saying tampax that time too. :(
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http://www.f-16.net) http://www.f-16.net is one of my favorites to burn time.
massimilianogoi on 2/1/2009 at 10:35
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
So in 1992, I was in Army Basic Training. We were outside in the quad area of the trainee barracks learning about how to bivouac and live in the great outdoors. We had the tent and poles laid out, and the Puerto Rican drill sergeant was giving us the lecture on how to set up. So he suddenly shouts to this dork that always messed up everything, "Go upstairs and get the orange tampax."
The dude looks all confused and then the drill sergeant says it again, "Go upstairs in the gray locker and get the orange tampax!"
The guy runs up to our barracks quarters and spends more than a few minutes and comes down empty handed. He says, "I can't find them Drill Sergeant!" He then hollers at me and says, "Help numbnuts here find the orange tampax on the 2nd shelf of the gray cabinet." Off we go upstairs. We're staring into the gray supply closet. I'm looking on the 2nd shelf, and all I see is rope and orange tent pegs. I look at the other dude and say, "You think he meant these tent pegs?" He wasn't too sure, so he goes downstairs alone and I watch him out the window. He says, "Drill Sergeant, the only thing on the 2nd shelf was rope and orange tent pegs." The Drill Sergeant says, "You idiot! I'm Puerto Rican! You know I don't speak English that well. Yes, get the damn tent pegs!" Although, it did sound like he was saying tampax that time too. :(
Really funny!! :laff:
Thanks for this little story, I enjoyed it. :thumb:
