Queue on 15/10/2010 at 17:03
I've already told my wife that if I go terminal, I'm going on a crime spree (and hopefully will be taken out in a maelstrom of gunfire). But I've always had a small list, in the back of my mind, of "interesting" things to do before kicking the bucket. My top three:
- Naked Sky Diving (or, alternatively, having sex while sky diving -- preferably with a midget)
- Stage a "documentary" as a Big Game Hunter taunting a bear at the zoo with a pointed stick
- Pretending I'm a Congressman running for re-election on a platform of hate and racism -- maybe in Flint, if I just want to die quickly -- while dressed as a clown.
...and no, I'm not kidding (mostly).
Tocky on 17/10/2010 at 04:50
I've thought about robbing a bank for the excitement factor but I just couldn't feel right about it if it didn't come directly out of the pocket of some greedy soulless bastard. If I could kidnap somebody, with the monicker Rush let's say, and tie him to the pinnacle of a building while I explained that being a toady for corporate interests over all that is good and decent in society completely selling out the education and welfare of your fellow man for money will cost you all that you love (money) and then show him all his money in a pile as I laugh and shovel it over the side then that would be cool.
Or the skydiving midget thing.
You are beginning to worry me. You are a funny bastard and I would hate to lose you. I'm not going skydiving with you or anything but I have to wonder a bit at this point.
I'm remembering the "did you jump?"- "a little at first" punchline just now.
Dia on 17/10/2010 at 14:39
If I knew I only had a short time left on this earth I'd want to:
- fly to Finland and have wild, steamy sex with the drummer from my favorite rock group
- fly to Egypt and have wild, steamy sex in the Queen's Chamber with Oded Fehr
- fly to Spain and have wild, steamy sex while bungie jumping from the Montjuic Communications Tower with ....... nevermind
- fly to Mt. Ararat to see for myself if the Ark is really up there. (Does not involve sex.)
Any or all of the above.
I think I've had enough caffeine for today ......
Queue on 17/10/2010 at 14:47
You could still have sex with the Ark.
I'd certainly try.
