Matthew on 7/7/2009 at 09:39
Universal Soldier is the best film.
oudeis on 7/7/2009 at 12:29
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=22092460)
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Universal Soldiers: The Next Generation is the upcoming fifth film in the Universal Soldier series
How the hell did that happen?
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PlotThe militant Islamist Chechen Basayev takes control of Chernobyl and threatens to unleash a radioactive cloud unless his demands are met. Luc Deveraux (Van Damme) joins a new team of UniSols secretly held in deep storage. Their mission: retake Chernobyl and disable explosives that will unleash radioactive clouds. Luc discovers that one of the reactivated Universal Soldiers is a clone of his old Sergeant, Andrew Scott (Lundgren).
This is a plot?
nicked on 7/7/2009 at 12:46
I like the first one bestest.
It's like they sat down and said "Day After Tomorrow had too much plot and human interest and not enough destructivation. How can we fix dis?" :rolleyes:
Matthew on 7/7/2009 at 13:05
HOLY FUCK! I will buy two copies.
Dresden on 7/7/2009 at 13:17
God I can't wait until 2013 when we won't have to tolerate media using the fucking Mayan calendar as the plot for the world ending and shitty History Channel shows.
TTK12G3 on 7/7/2009 at 13:58
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
Drink everytime a famous landmark is destroyed in lovingly rendered destructoporn CG.
Drink twice if one of the first three happens to be French.
quinch on 7/7/2009 at 15:30
Like The Statue of Liberty?
From seeing the trailer it's hard to imagine where they can go from there. Giant gas planets careering into each other perhaps.
oRGy on 7/7/2009 at 15:33
Well, it's nice to see the Battlestar Galactica make a reappearance (2:03) in the HD trailer.
Sulphur on 7/7/2009 at 15:44
Quote Posted by quinch
Like The Statue of Liberty? From seeing the trailer it's hard to imagine where they can go from there. Giant gas planets careering into each other perhaps.
I'd watch that. Get Mel Brooks to direct, attach some dialogue, add a dash of pathos, sprinkle in some hubris, and call it a sequel to Space Balls.
Box office insta-smash right there.
belboz on 7/7/2009 at 15:55
well the next disaster movie consists of a virus in that causes characters in online game to come alive and run in a rampage around the world. With the sub title 'Arthas will make you his bitch'.:thumb:
