you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
37637598 on 7/6/2006 at 18:52
113. you run from mudcrabs
114. you think the game sucks because you miss when trying to hit/fight someone
115. you sell the "package to ciaus cosadus" (or whatever his name is)
116. follow people around until you realize they go no-where important
Striker on 8/6/2006 at 00:13
117. When you get out of the Census office after getting the orders, you pick the lock of the door right in front of you and go inside. You then hide from the guard patrolling up and down the stairs because you think he'll try to chase you when he sees you. After a few minutes of sneaking and dodging him, you find out that he doesn't care. :(
37637598 on 8/6/2006 at 17:33
118. You are always out of fatigue
119. you go into everyone's house and take everything and sell it , then you go buy sword and armor and think you're ready to take on ghost gate, you come across a man that tells you "Ghost gate is not for the weak oulander", you like his armor better, you save, try to kill him but he kills you instead, load the saved game, go inside ghost gate, contract blight, and get killed by a corpus zombie guy.
True story!
Tomco890 on 8/6/2006 at 21:12
Ya know ashi its actually preet easy to kill dagoth ur as a noob
yo use the consol and warp to dagoth urs place thean set ur strength to 100000000 and run throuhg the place killing everything thean use a cheat guide and kill dagoth ur. thats how noobs do it
120. u get attaked by the darkbrother hood and manage to kill him but thean as a lvl 1 go to mournohld and try to find an kill theam
121. u kill dagoth ur and become the neveraine and thean think that now that ur a god if u kill someone u wont get wanted
AxTng1 on 9/6/2006 at 01:23
You don't even need to cheat to "complete" the storyline, as can be seen in some truly awesome speedrun videos. Potion scumming/advanced knowledge of lewt will get you through.
LibraScythe on 25/6/2006 at 10:20
Quote Posted by SNAFU
34. Desperate to get rid of your stash of moon spice so the trader in Sedya Neen will do buisness with you, you forget there's a barrel in the Customs house you could put it in, and end up running all the way to Hla Olad to hide it in a box...
36. Taking a look at the night sky, you see it is a perfect opportunity to take a walk naked on a moonlit beach. Unfortunately, you're so mezmerized by the clouds, you stumble upon a mud-crab, and, pissing your jungle-themed boxers with panic (you've already gained a level by this point, and killed that assaassin after only 30 times with the autosave and thinking the bastard's back), flee into the sea to be eaten by a devilfish (true story). :sweat:
When you call Moon Sugar, Moon Spice.
When you call Slaughterfish, Devilfish
Tomco890 on 4/8/2006 at 23:25
i once threw a golfball at a deer...................he had it comin
Bloodrez on 2/9/2006 at 00:35
122. You think an Ash Slave is an Ashlander, and lure it to a town to have it killed, and upon inspection you find that it's an Ash Slave, so you go to an Ashlander camp to buy one, and wonder why there are none in sight.
123. You swim and wonder why your getting hurt, upon death you see a Slaughterfish swimming away.
124. You pick Long Blade as your major skill, and wonder why you can't hit anyone with your dagger.
125. You pick Unarmored as your armor skill, put on some heavy/medium/light armors and wonder why your armor rating goes down.
Gorgonseye on 2/9/2006 at 14:34
126. You decide you want to try going to a different country and leave Morrowind, so you decide to just keep swimming into the distance, untill you see a single slaughterfish, which causes you to swim all the way back to the shore screaming, deciding never to go into the waters of morrowind again.
37637598 on 6/9/2006 at 03:13
127. Stilt Striders(xbox)
128. Hypha Cyphia(xbox)
129. CornBerry (xbox)
130. Tel Borano (xbox)
131. you walk up to a bonewalker and fight, then kill it. you can't move. "I'm stuck! I can't move!"
