you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
Tomco890 on 25/4/2006 at 00:47
Um ok so were you like showing off in that last post?
18. You climb dagoth ur volcano thing as a level one just to get killed by zombie things
19. you see a cliff racer and say "Oh my god- A dragon!!!" (like me :sweat: )
Cardel on 25/4/2006 at 17:06
Quote Posted by Tomco890
Um ok so were you like showing off in that last post?
Nah, he was just saying what all people think of those annoying 13 year olds who come on and say "I L33T PW3N UR AZS!!!!!!!! OMG I SUPA H4XXORZ!!!!" and think they are smart for doing it. As well as the non-internet teenagers who think they're smart for gracing the world with their existance. The teenager who realises that acting like that is just thick is in reality the smartest form of teenager. Or human for that matter (appologies to any mer or beast races who happen to be reading this :laff: )
20: You think its a bug in the game when you are over-encumbered
21: You think Lycanthropy is a form of lepracy
Gorgonseye on 27/4/2006 at 19:26
Ok..................though i still wish i knew what H4XXORZ or whatever you said meant....but suuure...lets go with that....
Tomco890 on 27/4/2006 at 21:26
Thats what I was thinking but seriously what does that mean?!
22. you see the entire map of vvardenfell and say "this is a small world"
23. whean you first play you say to yourself "where do I get the first gun?"
ethanblue on 29/4/2006 at 05:18
24. You swim out into deep water and stay there to find out what the flashing red light means.
25. You systematically visit every town just to steal from people.
26. You try new thigns just to see if it will kill you.
27. You used a walkthrough. (It's not that hard of a game)
28. You constantly run around naked just to hear people say, "How free of you to venture in the nude."
Cardel on 30/4/2006 at 13:01
Quote Posted by Gorgonseye
Ok..................though i still wish i knew what H4XXORZ or whatever you said meant....but suuure...lets go with that....
To be honest I have absolutely no idea. I think its just a phrase the immature people use on forums and MMORPGs to describe themselves as better than everyone else.
29. You use the scroll of Icarian Flight over and over, reloading each time, thinking your doing something wrong when landing
purple dragon on 12/5/2006 at 03:40
OK, Ok, so now its turned into who was the biggest noob when they started off! Well I take the cake! So im gonna put it as #1.
Official noob if...
1. Your so excited when you purchase the game, reading the manual all the way home in the car. You load it up, start the game, have already researched into the best character to load. Easily choose customize character, know that you wanna be dark elf etc. SO oyu complete that and dont really wanna do it again so you need to save! but.... How the hell do you save????!!!!!!!! Push start - no option! Walk around - perhaps there are save points???!! No save point!!!!!!!!! :nono: Fight die - repeat 10 times. Notice that when you die the save option comes up :idea: But alas you cant choose it cause you are dead. And of course have to creat character all over again... Hmm perhaps sleeping will save?! find the nearest bed just down the hall from where u create character... Nope that doesnt work!! Give up after 2 - 3 hours:confused:
Fire the game one last time before burning it! try all of steps above for another few hours, search internet and google "how to save in Morrowind" but nothing! Create character one last time talk to that dude who gives u the map to see casuis - walk outside - push start and pause and wallah - 2 days and much frustation later you find that after talking to whats his face and walk outside there is a Save button in the start menu afterall - welcome to Morrowind, you are officially allowed to save! :thumb:
Striker on 12/5/2006 at 07:48
Quote Posted by purple dragon
- push start and pause and
wallah -
Thank you for officially murdering the French language.
RyushiBlade on 13/5/2006 at 00:40
Voila! Voila! Magic! Presto! Stupendous and superb! I'm not even sure what voila means.
purple dragon on 13/5/2006 at 04:14
Quote Posted by Striker
Thank you for officially murdering the French language.
thanks for pointing out my spelling error, buddy! Would Japanese be more suitable next time：
スタットボタンを押してからやっぱりセーブ出来るぜ！
