you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
PeeperStorm on 30/3/2006 at 03:25
9. You don't bother saving the game when your first level character enters a very dark cave lit entirely with red candles.
kingofthenet on 31/3/2006 at 05:18
You buy one cheapo potion of levatition, and use it to early in the game to "fly" to the Ministry of reeduction, find the door is locked and are stuck there with no way down.
you steal the "soul" gems off the desk of the Enchanter in Bolarma, and think you are rich
Tomco890 on 1/4/2006 at 00:09
dont you mean Balmora? Man cant anyone spell in this forum?????
Tomco890 on 1/4/2006 at 00:13
10. you go to pelagiad and think "wow this is a big city"
11. you join the Imperial leigon as a level 1 and use the imperial brodsword
12.you walk all the way to gnisis as a level 1 with a silver dagger and leather armor with no shield just to see the city(walk from seyda neen to gnisis)
missy on 4/4/2006 at 13:49
ok so i'm a newbie to the game an di love it! however am having issues with some cheats......printed them out and entered them in exactaly as i saw them on paper and still they don't work! have tried many different versions.....partically intrested in strenght! have a great weapon found balmora...gave my package..etc...but i can't carry all teh crap i'm finding...( most of it i'm not sure i wnat anyways.....just potions...) any help? i'm typing player-> setstrenght 100 and it doesn't work! accckkk!
Tuco on 6/4/2006 at 04:38
hahahhahah
Nice job, little missy.
BlackCapedManX on 7/4/2006 at 02:52
#?: (True Story) Disregarding the main quest you immediately walk to vivec, because you've looked at the paper map and it appears to be the biggest city in the game and you want to be a thief.
2#: You find the first unimportant looking person in a house and kill them so you have somewhere to live. Only to find out later that there are two houses in vivec right next to each other that are unoccupied (one with a ghost in it).
3#: Frustrated that the guards keep killing you because you suck at stealing, you find out that it's actually possible to shoot though doors if you're close enough, so you attack a guard and then run get on the side of the door that opens toward you. Since you're in the way way the guard can't open it and sits there running at you without getting to you while you whiddle his life away with a shitty bow and shitty arrows. Since he dies before he gets to talk to you, you don't get a bounty.
4#: You do all of the above in a shop, strip the guard of all his items and sell them to the shop owner.
5#: You get your major skills in thief character to level 35 without leaving vivec.
6#: You find out that the best way to make money is to get really high mercantile, find all of the shop owners with a lot of money and buy all their arrows and then sell them back for more than you paid. Before leaving vivec.
7#: You need a strategy guide to figure out how to solve the downing puzzle under the temple.
Tomco890 on 7/4/2006 at 03:20
8. You have a VERY high bounty and you try to run to mournhold as a hideout
For those who dont know what that does...well let just say I spent half an hour running around the city from gaurds,high ordinators and some guy in speedos (The high guards are faster and tougher and have healing potions. I had to set speed to 200 just to get away (barely)
p.s. dont hurt the man in speedos
p.s.s. Mournhold is on the computer version for those who have x box!
Cardel on 8/4/2006 at 15:42
#9 - You cheat to get a lot of money so Gaenor wont kill you in Mournhold, without realising that he tries to kill you anyway if you give him 1,000,000
#10 - You buy the Door Opening scroll so you can break Vivec's lock
#11 - You finally manage to kill an ordinator and think donning his armour is a good idea
#12 - You think Corporus beasts are zombies
#13 - You spend 3 hours trying to find a levatating potion to get back to the top of Tel Fyr, not realising the Dwemer Boots of Flying actually fly
#14 - You steal everything and sell it in Seyda Neen just so you can afford the boat trip to Khuul and spend a great 7 hours trying to reach Castle Kaarstag without dying
#15 - You don the heaviest armour you can afford and get annoyed that in fights you always get knocked down
16 - You get to the end of the game and think "oh, thats a cool explosion. Who the hell were the dwemmer anyway?"
17 - You are convinced Nerevar is an ingredient in a restore Magicka potion.
Gorgonseye on 24/4/2006 at 22:28
Yes, back in the day i was guilty of many of these noobish things, but i was six when i first played the game, and now here i am 13, and i got teh game back for tehg ame of teh year edition so i like mournhold, and can relate and laugh at some of these things. yes, i have just become a teenager, go ahead, i will let you marvel at my intelligence in this game, if you arent marveling you are sitting there saying "God, this is one stuck up punk" "who the heck is this guy?" or "just another new member.....greaaat" :)
