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kingofthenet on 28/2/2006 at 15:52
55. You reach level 40 before you realize that the "main" missions are with Blades, not the guilds or houses(True Story)
Axx0 on 28/2/2006 at 17:24
[SPOILER]56. you use spolier for everything[/SPOILER]
Fig455 on 1/3/2006 at 01:31
Quote Posted by kingofthenet
55. You reach level 40 before you realize that the "main" missions are with Blades, not the guilds or houses(True Story)
LOL, I took a while to grasp that as well, just not THAT long. :p
Tuco on 5/3/2006 at 06:22
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hey claim to have changed magicka to make it useful in Oblivion,
Whatever.
The only time I get mana is when I get my foot stuck up a mages' ass.
RyushiBlade on 5/3/2006 at 06:37
I thought Tuco was a Battlemage?
Tuco on 5/3/2006 at 16:07
Don't fuck with my Ryushi, don't fuck with me.
I know where you dream.
Jemzz on 5/3/2006 at 21:50
1. you spend 3 hours looking for the silt strider
RyushiBlade on 5/3/2006 at 22:13
Quote Posted by Tuco
Don't fuck with my Ryushi...
Ooh, how considerate of you. I love you too ;)
Jemzz on 5/3/2006 at 23:04
2. If you become a vampire just for the dreams
3.you go all the way to the capitle just to kill the duke and die when the dukes guards come
3. you try to steal a guards armor right off him ((tryed))
4. you cant seem to understand why you die when you fall off a cliff
5. you try to swim to the bottom of the ocien to discover that you cant hold your breath that long
Tomco890 on 29/3/2006 at 00:46
6.you become an argoninan just so you can breathe underwater
7.without any armor or weapons you see a gaur and try to tame it as a pet just to find you cant and get killed
8.you storm through ebonheart to try to find the emperor