you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
NXMT on 1/12/2004 at 23:49
30. You wonder why you don't level up despite killing a bajillion monsters.
SNAFU on 2/12/2004 at 06:10
31. You're really dumb (
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89184) like me and actually use those scrolls of Icarian Flight. :sweat:
32. You're surprised that, upon entering the trade house in Sedya Neen, the shopkeeper will have your ass if you try to grab stuff off his shelves.
33. You manage to successfully swipe some crap off the shelves using your uber-1337 n00b sneak skillz. You then promptly try to sell it back to the shopkeeper...
34. Desperate to get rid of your stash of moon spice so the trader in Sedya Neen will do buisness with you, you forget there's a barrel in the Customs house you could put it in, and end up running all the way to Hla Olad to hide it in a box...
35. You stumble about, unable to see your assilant anywhere about or above you, and die in great confusion by a Kwama Forager.
36. Taking a look at the night sky, you see it is a perfect opportunity to take a walk naked on a moonlit beach. Unfortunately, you're so mezmerized by the clouds, you stumble upon a mud-crab, and, pissing your jungle-themed boxers with panic (you've already gained a level by this point, and killed that assaassin after only 30 times with the autosave and thinking the bastard's back), flee into the sea to be eaten by a devilfish (true story). :sweat:
Pisces on 2/12/2004 at 07:56
32. You use the console to level yourself up so you can FINALLY kill those guards.
33. You purchase another game to play after MW because it won't take long.
shoehorn11 on 3/12/2004 at 20:25
40.when a bully calls you wimpy you say "HEY!! i'm not wimpy!! i have 20 strength points!!!!!"
41.when you say "OH MY VIVEC!" and "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALMEXIA!! :joke: :joke: :joke: "
Gryzemuis on 4/12/2004 at 13:19
Quote Posted by 37637598
14- you call pelegiad, 'Pelegaid'
14- You still can't spell "Pelagiad" .......
:p
37637598 on 5/12/2004 at 00:01
Ya, well F**K YOU buddy! you know, you have half a mind to be comin in here talkin shit bout' me! dude, get a f**king life! you must need to go back to school or something you stupid dumbshit!
:nono:
PS! you know i'm kidding... right?
well then... I am :laff:
hahahaha i bet your laughing your ass off right now (sarcasm)
and yes... i don't know how to spell most wordz. well, im actually just too lazy to look it up! I freakin thought pelagiad was pelegaid... and i thought tel branora was tel borano, and i thought hla oad was hila ode, and i thought seyda neen was seda neen so... ya. i have lazyness problems...
RyushiBlade on 6/12/2004 at 00:44
I still can't spell palegaide. Or say it.
37637598 on 6/12/2004 at 05:13
Ya... well, at least i'm not the only one...
Tuco on 9/12/2004 at 14:15
Real men spell PelaXgiad with an X and say it with an F. Pelah Fiad!
