you know you're a newb if... - by shoehorn11
Gorgonseye on 2/10/2006 at 00:15
139. You read this thread with a check list in hand.
Ailtar on 3/10/2006 at 00:10
140.You get a Death Warenty and in a desperate attempt to be safe, you asked to be teliported to Mournhold.
141. You test your brand new, super cool 'Amulet of Infectious Charm' by taunting 'Her Hands'
142. You type Stick Figures like this one.
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Gorgonseye on 3/10/2006 at 00:56
I don't remember being able to make stick figures in Morrowind....I must be missing something........:confused:
Ailtar on 4/10/2006 at 08:54
Quote Posted by RyushiBlade
108. You know you're a newb if... You can't count.
Seriously you guys. We've had one person who can't read Roman Numerals, one person to completely miss six numbers, one person to count '3' twice, and the count has started over four times (with the most recent time starting over from two).
Anyway, 108 is the official count. You know. In case anyone wants to know.
Oh, and one person started with #? as a number...
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REAL 142. You beleive that your fists count as 'Blunt weapon'
143. As an orc charector, you cast beserk and go into battle. You win and come out with no healing potions and low on health. You save the game and start walking around. 5 seconds later you fall over and die. You load your game and repeat, but this time trying to sleep. You die before the first sleeping hour. You load your game and constantly try to get healed before beserk runs out. Eventually you get a healing cheat to survive. (I know, it's annoying)
Kainus on 10/10/2006 at 02:42
143. Your character is extremely proficient at hand-to-hand combat, so you put on a cloak and go out to be a monk. On a pathway you get attacked, and killed, by a rat, because you have no weapon. (Happened to my friend):laff:
37637598 on 19/10/2006 at 05:09
144. You start quests and never finish them. lazyness? confusion? i don't know.
145. You never go near water because you think there will be an invisable wall.
146. you buy cool-looking weapons not knowing that you might suck with them because of your terrible skills.
147. you think your 3000gp daemon tanto is SO expensive!
148. your health drops by 1/2 when you jump off of the silt strider port in seyda neen.
Tomco890 on 28/10/2006 at 08:00
144. u know ur a noob when u use the cheat to jump really high to the volcano in the middle of the world u hit the ground and die look around and see monsters and ask youself "howd they kill me so fast?!"
145. after you leave the censu office you look aorund and say omg monsters and attack someone then run to a gaurd he kills you so you call the makers of morrowind saying guys are attaking when theay r not supposed to"
146 u search all of morrowind for a horse
Ailtar on 28/10/2006 at 09:35
Quote Posted by 37637598
147. you think your 3000gp daemon tanto is SO expensive!
:( I'm so poor...
152. You think the game is glitching when you find the blue barrier around Red Mountain.
153. You call Bethseda, telling them how pissed off you are about your new character not being able to pick up the Dwemar Puzzle Cube.
154. You make the strongest spell in existance, making it so strong it can kill Ordinators in one blow...and accidently setting the spell effect to "On self".
Arondil on 28/10/2006 at 20:22
What happened with 153?
Gorgonseye on 28/10/2006 at 22:40
Don't ask....
