you know you're a newb if...

shoehorn11 on 21/11/2004 at 00:48

list some crazy newbish thing you might do in morrowind.

1. you wonder why you make people hate you by admiring them

2. you search for the mudcrab merchant in towns trying to find a house that says (town)-mudcrab merchant-trader.

3.you have no idea what morrowind lore is so you try to look up "vivec" in the dictonary when someone says his name. :joke:

Tuco on 21/11/2004 at 22:26

4. You steal everything in the first house you go to and sell it.

marklo on 24/11/2004 at 20:28

5. Yor enjoy fighting cliff racers!

Nomad Prophet on 25/11/2004 at 10:01

6. You spend hours trying to find a place called 'Sargon'.

RyushiBlade on 25/11/2004 at 21:27

7. You think you're the richest man in Morrowind when you reach 800 gold by selling everything you can in Seyda Neen.

8. You can't find Cassius Cosades, despite having been giving paper marked 'Directions to Cassius Cosades.'

9. You sold/dropped/they mysteriously disappeared and I swear I didn't do anything, the directions and the package to Cassius Cosades.

37637598 on 28/11/2004 at 00:09

10- you answer Socucius Ergalla's questions to create your class...
11- you think dagoth ur is a dragon... or even something more than a colorul human with claws...
12- you get scared when you enter a tomb...
13- you get lost in the wilderness...
14- you call pelegiad, 'Pelegaid'
15- you call saltrice, 'satrice'
16- you call marshmerrow, 'marshmellow'
17- you call cornberry, 'crayonberry', or 'comberry'
18- you buy the coolest weapon you can find and realize you cant hit anything with it, then you think the game sux...
19- you walk everywhere
20- you dont take anything from anyone's house... concidiring they'll get mad at you...
21- you go straigh to the top, or the center of the map to see whats there...
22- you keep fargoths ring... "Who's fargoth?"
23- you try to pick locks in front of guards with an apprentices pick...

Zaphod on 28/11/2004 at 00:55

24. You try to steal eveything off the table of the trader in Sedya Neen, and then wonder how he can see you. "I don't get it! I had the Sneak button on!!"

25. You frequently lose a rat fight.

26. You keep thinking that those big flying jellyfish are the nastiest-looking enemy in the game, and keep attacking them first before they can attack you.

RyushiBlade on 28/11/2004 at 00:57

27. You frequently lose a kwama forager fight (DAMN THEIR PARALYZATION!)

37637598 on 28/11/2004 at 02:32

28- you are an argonion with the first argonion face that comes up...(cuz you don't realize that you can customize your charicter)
29- you look at your birth cirtificate and your name on there is, "Complete noobi-Doobie-Doo".

Arondil on 28/11/2004 at 15:14

Quote Posted by marklo

5. Yor enjoy fighting cliff racers!

Having comleted the main quest several times, with expansions too I still enjoy the cliff racers. I do wish there was more variety in terms of airborne opponents though. I do prefer ranged weaponry where possible, and picking these off is a delight, although even then they can sometimes catch me by surprise.

And a couple of suggestions from me for the list.

xxx. The Puzzle Canal seems an intriguing place to visit
xxxi. Ditto for the Clockwork City