You know that you play too much Deus Ex when... - by Bad Breath Dude
Oskar Cruo on 23/11/2004 at 10:26
Actually that was funny. :) Atleast I liked to read it. :)
santaClaws on 23/11/2004 at 16:48
IMO that was a bigtime spoiler. I finished the game about a dozen times already, though, so that doesn't apply to me. :sly:
Bad Breath Dude on 23/11/2004 at 16:58
See the title of the post? It says: SPOILERS!
ps.ph on 23/11/2004 at 19:07
73. You dream of crouching through endless ventilation shafts, all in dx-style pixelated graphics...
it's not funny but thats what happened to me...
Evidence on 2/12/2004 at 17:07
74. You get mad when people type "Dues Ex" when referring to the game.
Bad Breath Dude on 2/12/2004 at 17:26
Quote Posted by Evidence
74. You get mad when people type "Dues Ex" when referring to the game.
You mean there are people how DON´T get mad when bumb*sses do that?
richardhamer_00 on 19/12/2004 at 19:54
75. When bothered by charity workers in the streets, your first reaction is to pepper spray them
76. You repeatedly waltz into schools/hospitals/labs and other areas of specialist knowledge, simply state that "i'm your specialist", and then proceed to screw everything up.
77. You are always very careful what you say to your friends, in case you accidentally say their 'kill-phrase' and blow them up.
78. When people pronounce this game as 'Deuce Exx', you shoot them in the face.
79. You jump on cats. Often on purpose.
80. Whenever you hear your alarm clock go off, you think it is a LAM about to detonate and leap out your third-story window in terror.
Bad Breath Dude on 19/12/2004 at 20:52
Quote Posted by richardhamer_00
80. Whenever you hear your alarm clock go off, you think it is a LAM about to detonate and leap out your third-story window in terror.
That almost happend to me once. I just smashed it with my crowbar when I saw that it was just my stupid alarm clock.
Cyborg on 20/12/2004 at 12:49
81. When you start making threads like this. :rolleyes:
TheSheep on 20/12/2004 at 16:55
again.