You know that you play too much Deus Ex when... - by Bad Breath Dude
Bad Breath Dude on 1/11/2004 at 14:59
What tools do you need for extracting music from Deus Ex?
TheSheep on 1/11/2004 at 16:26
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What tools do you need for extracting music from Deus Ex?
All you need is the DX SDK, but the whole thing has already been extracted (
http://jadiepoo.com/dx/OST/) here
Rolander on 2/11/2004 at 15:33
You start mimicing JC's accent and catchphrases.
My fave lines are from the parts where NPCs offer to sell something and JC replied:
"I'll check back with you later."
"Not interested."
The King of Style on 2/11/2004 at 20:08
55. You want to turn around and look at something in real life, so you move your mouse and wonder why your view hasn't changed.
56. You find yourself trying to flash on your enhanced vision aug to see at night.
Oskar Cruo on 5/11/2004 at 07:18
58: Instead of using mobile phone, you start hearing radio mesages in your head.
doctorfrog on 5/11/2004 at 08:06
59: You attempt to unlock doors by walking up close to them and shaking a handful of lockpicks at them.
60: You avoid buying a calculator for your math class, knowing that once you operate it, it will become useless. (a la multi-tools)
61: You start a conversation with everyone you meet on the street, hoping that they'll need someone killed/found/rescued.
62: You are shocked and dismayed at the narrow openings of ventilation ducts, as well as their inability to hold your weight.
TheNightTerror on 5/11/2004 at 08:49
63. You begin developing a tendency to use 'yes' more than necessary whenever giving instructions to someone.
64. You see something strange in "real life" and find yourself slamming a finger down on whatever's below your hands. After pausing a moment, you realize you were trying to hit the key you have bound to take a screenshot in Deus Ex.
65. You are not afraid of explosives.
66. You loose a limb and you don't bother seeking medical attention, and it's only due to an alert pedestrian who found you unconscious in a ditch clutching a little knife that you make it to a hospital in time.
Not the best, but hey, I'm just a lowly newbie. :angel:
Marecki on 5/11/2004 at 13:47
Quote Posted by doctorfrog
60: You avoid buying a calculator for your math class, knowing that once you operate it, it will become useless. (a la multi-tools)
It is actually allowed to use calculator in math classes somewhere? Geez :nono:
Bad Breath Dude on 21/11/2004 at 18:16
64. You die from a drug overdose since you thought that it would make your screen all funky.
65. You start calling your lunch lady Sam Carter.
66. When your lunch lady get sick of being called Sam, she takes you to the principal. And you call him Joseph Manderley.
[SPOILER]67. When your principal suspends you for a week you take revenge by breaking into his office and destroying his chair with a knife.
68. After the police finds you in the principals office a day later they put you in a mental insitution. It takes you about 45 minutes to escape.
69. After the mental institution you dissapear only to be found in Hong Kong trying to gain entrance to a flat in Tonochi Road.
70. You manage to escape again and flee to area 51 trying to merge with an AI.
71. The guards find you deep into the facility trying to hack a keypad with a calculator.
72. You manage to get away with all this and use the info gatherd to form the NSF.[/SPOILER]
I´m not funny, i know.
