You know that you play too much Deus Ex when... - by Bad Breath Dude
D'Juhn Keep on 28/10/2004 at 01:52
"Chad is a modern day Voltaire"? Possibly.
37) You start reading G.K. Chesterton books.
TheSheep on 28/10/2004 at 13:38
Quote Posted by D'Juhn Keep
37) You start reading G.K. Chesterton books.
I can't find
The Man Who Was Thursday anywhere *sobs*
38. You try to read Jacob Hammond books (before you find out he doesn't exist *sobs more*)
39. You tape a water pistol to your head and call it a skull-gun.
Bad Breath Dude on 28/10/2004 at 19:46
40. You answer the phone with the phrase "Awaiting authorisation, please stand by"
41. You build you own security bot
42. You wonder where the "hack" button is when you use the computer
Navyhacker006 on 28/10/2004 at 22:30
Quote Posted by TheSheep
I can't find
The Man Who Was Thursday anywhere *sobs*
38. You try to read Jacob Hammond books (before you find out he doesn't exist *sobs more*)
39. You tape a water pistol to your head and call it a skull-gun.
(
http://www.ccel.org/c/chesterton/thursday/thursday.html) The Man Who Was Thursday
43: You start looking for Karkians and Greasels, hoping to tame them.
==Navyhacker006
edit: Greasels, not Grendels... bleh
SNAFU on 28/10/2004 at 23:45
44. Your surgeon thinks you're a nut, ever since you asked him to insert that Pepsi can into your leg to make you "run silent".
45. You accidently cut your finger with a knife, and immediately proceed to consume all the beer in your house, as you know of its regenative properties and besides, you'll process that shit in under 30 seconds...
46. You are convinced that you can climb any height with but two measly sticky darts.
47. Your tolerence for pain is quite high. Even if you break both your legs, you'll still crawl along as best you can.
Shadette on 29/10/2004 at 02:40
Quote Posted by SNAFU
47. Your tolerence for pain is quite high. Even if you break both your legs, you'll still crawl along as best you can.
Garrett doesn't have any legs. He has zero tolerance for pain.
And now I crawl back to the Thief forums. ;)
Navyhacker006 on 29/10/2004 at 18:43
:o
Oops. Don't know how I did that...
Been mixing weird things up lately though...may be it.
==Navyhacker006
BlackCapedManX on 1/11/2004 at 05:07
45. Dues Ex is the first place that you heard about Voltaire.
46. You know your way around both Battery Park and Liberty Island, have never been to either place before.
47. Inevitably you keep getting lost at both BP and LI and complain about how it's a lot easier to navigate when the sun isn't up.
48. And try as you might, you still can't find UNATCO HQ.
49. The only reason you went to NYC in the first place was to see how familiar BP and LI actually were, and to ponder if it was a good idea to go to Hells Kitchen.
50. You fire an M14 in full auto expecting the 7.62 rounds to have the recoil and power of BBs, only to find yourself with a broken shoulder.
51. You wear sunglasses during night "operations" and tell everyone that your vision is augmented.
52. You play the DX1 soundtrack while playing other video games.
53. You listen to the DX1 soundtrack on your mp3 player, and when people ask what you're listening to, you call it "inspirational music".
ilweran on 1/11/2004 at 13:41
Quote Posted by BlackCapedManX
53. You listen to the DX1 soundtrack on your mp3 player, and when people ask what you're listening to, you call it "inspirational music".
I listen to the DX & DX:IW soundtracks in work as well as System Shock 2 & Metroid Prime. I think the people I work with think I'm a bit strange listening to game soundtracks.
