You know that you play too much Deus Ex when... - by Bad Breath Dude
Bad Breath Dude on 24/10/2004 at 21:16
Right, before you start flaming me I would like to say that we should keep this civilized. The "Beat me into dog food" line starts to my left, the sniper ledge is over there and if you feel like tossing LAM´s at me, please do so when no other members are nearby.
Warning, may contain spoilers!
1. You think that it´s completley normal that police officers carry flamethrowers.
2. You wonder why people starts screaming and running away when you go around with a sword, ten grenades, twentyfive bottles of wine, a pistol and an assault rifle.
Flame away!
Deiyen on 24/10/2004 at 21:47
3. You don't eat chicken because you think they have poison glands.
4. You have an unnatural phobia of dogs because you think you'll get your legs chewed off if you get too close.
Meg on 24/10/2004 at 22:34
5. You suggest naming your pet Nicolette Duclare.
6. You mimic the arms and hands of the character models slow movements.
7. You imitate dialog from Deus Ex to warm up before an acting audition.
8. You think you hear flapping sounds coming from vents.
9. You hear about FEMA from Deus Ex first.
11. You try to learn Francais to read “The Count of Monte Cristo” properly.
12. You suggest naming your pet Voltaire.
13. You only sit with your hands on your nees. And feel good about it.
Bad Breath Dude on 24/10/2004 at 22:51
14. Just like J.C, you never smile.
15. You wonder why you can´t drink 15 bottles of wine in five seconds
16. You change your last name to Denton
17. You start calling your boss Manderley
ilweran on 25/10/2004 at 21:34
18. When you stop playing and are surprised to find that in real life you're female
Janmanden on 26/10/2004 at 00:12
19. You forgot what day it is.
20. You get a dismissal notice by mail, because you didnt show up for work the past 2 weeks.
21. You read your obituary in the newspaper because your friends and family thought you were dead as you never picked up the phone or returned phone calls.
Bad Breath Dude on 26/10/2004 at 09:43
22. You name you imaginary friends Daedalus and Helios
23. You travel to the statue of liberty and wonder why it´s not broken
24. You start calling you money "credits"
shodan43893 on 27/10/2004 at 00:07
when anytime a german says anything to you, you start spouting laputan machine.
you bid on a price to build a secret compartment behind a hotel room bookcase.
you put on a trench coat and start loading it up to see how much can really fit in it.
you nicname girls you meet in nightclubs "nicolette."
You name your computer Daedalus, Helios, and Icarus :laff:
Meg on 28/10/2004 at 01:02
30. You hear the Deus ex music in your head while your out side.
31. You get headaches.
32. You get headaches if your not playing Deus ex.
33. You get the shakes if your not playing Deus ex.
34. You lose the ability to walk.
35. You think you can reload mistakes.
36. You talk about memes.
shodan43893 on 28/10/2004 at 01:43
Quote Posted by Meg
12. You suggest naming your pet Voltaire.
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What or who is Voltaire? Did i miss something in the game?
