Xmas dessert cake. - by theBlackman
theBlackman on 16/12/2007 at 22:32
Best Christmas Rum Cake
1 or 2 Quarts of rum
1 Cup butter
1 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 Cup dried fruit
1 tsp. Baking soda
1 tsp. Baking powder
Lemon juice
Brown sugar
Nuts
Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now continue. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.
Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure pour one cup of rum into a cup and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile make sure the rum is of the highest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary.
Add 2 are leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat 'til high. If druit ets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the rum again, checking for tonscistiety. Nest sift 3 cups of pepper or salt. Sample the rum again.
Sift 1 half pine of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strined nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever you can find.
Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cakepan 350 degreeds. Now put the whole mess into the coven and ake.
Check the rum again and bo to ged.
Gingerbread Man on 16/12/2007 at 22:38
needs more fish-shaped volatile organic compounds
BrokenArts on 17/12/2007 at 00:03
And more rumz.
jimjack on 18/12/2007 at 18:32
and no fruit and nutz plz.
BrokenArts on 18/12/2007 at 18:36
You can always use it as a door stop.
Spaztick on 18/12/2007 at 18:57
Fruit Cakes taste good, cakes with nuts in them do not.
Bobotsin on 18/12/2007 at 20:46
We definitely need to share some recipes soon!
jtr7 on 18/12/2007 at 20:50
Tips From Mutha Stewart:
Jam the sawed end of the Christmas tree into the fruitcake to keep it moister, longer! I'm talking to you people that get your tree so far in advance that it doesn't last past Christmas Eve, when the Twelfth Day of Christmas is January 6!
Make mini fruitcake muffins and hang them on the tree as ornaments! They are reusable for several years to come. Warning: Don't hang more than two dozen per tree--unless the tree is very large--or the tree may not bear the weight!
