Would you kindly... - by Yakoob
TTK12G3 on 25/1/2010 at 22:02
Quote Posted by frozenman
Goddamn kids these days, they have to learn the facts of life- sometimes you have to kill things with hammers no ifs ands or buts about it.
Haha OK I broke down and laughed.
SubJeff on 25/1/2010 at 22:47
Yeah fuugen kids are too soft these days. I once had to eat my pet for Xmas, no lie, and look how well I turned out.
hopper on 25/1/2010 at 23:31
Er, in the carpark?
steo on 26/1/2010 at 00:53
I learnt early in life that sometimes, one may have to freeze and microwave hamsters - for the sake of all mankind.
Yakoob on 26/1/2010 at 01:32
I'm still wondering why the whole thing happened. Was it a punnishment for the kid misbehaving (most likely?) Or was it something the hamster did?
Also the mom's photo screams psycho.
And I love the "stop: hamster time" tag :D
Quote Posted by frozenman
Goddamn kids these days, they have to learn the facts of life- sometimes you have to kill things with hammers no ifs ands or buts.
or elses, or elseifs or endifs
bob_doe_nz on 26/1/2010 at 02:23
Quote Posted by steo
I learnt early in life that sometimes, one may have to freeze and microwave hamsters - for the sake of all mankind.
Day Of The Tentacle anyone?
Tocky on 26/1/2010 at 03:27
You people can't read.
Quote:
MERIWETHER COUNTY, Ga. -- A Georgia mother is accused of forcing her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster because of a bad report card.
They were counting on that hamster to make it to college. At least it was an example to the cat who is studying extra hard now.
Enchantermon on 26/1/2010 at 05:16
Quote Posted by bob_doe_nz
Day Of The Tentacle anyone?
Thanks for explaining the joke. :p
Quote Posted by Yakoob
I'm still wondering why the whole thing happened. Was it a punnishment for the kid misbehaving (most likely?) Or was it something the hamster did?
Huh? No...the kid got a bad report card, so his mom punished him by making him kill his hamster.
That's pretty messed-up. Not only because of the hamster, but because of the kid. How did she convince him to do it? My guess is that she beat him until he complied (notice that she was also charged with battery). Odd that the article doesn't state that, though.
Master Villain on 26/1/2010 at 05:53
Or she'd beaten the child previously, and so he complied with the order to commence Operation: Hamstersplat out of fear.
