theBlackman on 23/9/2009 at 17:57
Did a couple of searches, and after checking a few hundred threads, ran out of patience.
If it is old hat, sobeit.
How to Understand What Women Mean when they Say Something
Here’s a list of 9 Words Women Use — and their “meanings”:
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F#%@ YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.
henke on 23/9/2009 at 18:53
WOMEN BE SHOPPING AM I RITE
Vasquez on 23/9/2009 at 19:42
Thank god I'm not a woman, and therefore can actually speak when I have something to say :p
OnionBob on 23/9/2009 at 20:13
STOP POSTING THESE EXECRABLE THREADS COMMCHAT IS NOT A HOTMAIL INBOX FROM 1996
frozenman on 23/9/2009 at 20:15
Where did you gather this information from and how did you make these conclusions?
Chimpy Chompy on 23/9/2009 at 20:36
Would you say a beer is better than a woman, and possibly offer ten reasons to support this statement?
st.patrick on 23/9/2009 at 20:40
Grandad shouldn't have been so stingy; what can you expect for a single rib.
Nicker on 23/9/2009 at 22:02
there's no need to shout, OnionBob
theBlackman on 23/9/2009 at 22:14
Quote Posted by OnionBob
STOP POSTING THESE EXECRABLE THREADS COMMCHAT IS NOT A HOTMAIL INBOX FROM 1996
Ida wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell PHFFFFFFT!
