Ko0K on 3/9/2009 at 04:02
Quote Posted by Tocky
But his sperm are so strong they crawled across the floor and impregnated her anyway?
Huh? When Turtle mentioned 'walking in,' I thought he was talking about walking into her cavernous vagina.
doctorfrog on 3/9/2009 at 05:34
I'm sorry, I thought this was the first fifteen minutes of Idiocracy.
Shug on 3/9/2009 at 06:08
Imagine trying to find a quiet time to have a wank when you're living with 18 siblings
crunchy on 3/9/2009 at 06:17
Quote Posted by Starrfall
make the kids look down when things like "girls with cleavage showing" cross their paths
Hypocrisy: Making your kids think that sex is dirty while having 19 kids! :weird:
june gloom on 3/9/2009 at 06:33
THREAD OF THE YEAR MATERIAL RIGHT HERE
oudeis on 3/9/2009 at 10:22
When I was in high school there was a Catholic family that had I think 17 kids, including one in my year. I had no idea how they were able to feed all of them, let alone clothe them.
Ostriig on 3/9/2009 at 13:22
Ah, the wonderful subject of state-funded child support! Wanna have a litter but can't really afford it? No problem, let the other taxpayers carry your brood. At least partially, right? Here's an idea - how about if the state only gave financial support for two children per family? So if you wanna have more, you can, but you'd have to either afford it yourself, or feed the ones you don't like to the ones you do.
P.S. Here's a different approach to the mythical serial mum, this time from the UK. Excuse the source, I learned of it from a free newspaper delivered to my house, and then I just looked it up on Google.
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Originally Posted by (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2562506/Pregnant-mum-of-13-For-every-child-they-take-Ill-have-another-one.html) The Sun - Pregnant Mum of 13: For every child they take I'll have another oneTheresa, who has had 13 kids, told The Sun of her determination after revealing she is expecting her 14th in November.
ALL the children were taken into care by social workers who had grave concerns about neglect and "lack of parenting ability" demonstrated by Theresa and her jobless partner Toney Housden.
[...]
And Theresa, 36, said: "We just want to be a family. I won't stop until they let me keep one."
[...]
And pressure group the Taxpayers' Alliance called Theresa "extremely irresponsible" as it emerged the cost of the care has run into MILLIONS of pounds - paid from the public purse.
Theresa and Toney, 36, live in a one-bedroom council flat outside Luton, Beds, on benefits totalling £1,100 a month.
Both smoked throughout their interview with The Sun despite Theresa's pregnancy.
The serial mum has been expecting every year of her adult life except 2004.
Several of her children were born with disabilities.
But all have been legally adopted except a boy now aged 14 who has cerebral palsy. He remains in foster care which has cost an estimated £2.3million over the past ten years.
Matthew on 3/9/2009 at 13:24
This would never have happened under privately-run child support.
Muzman on 3/9/2009 at 13:38
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
clowncar vagina
You know, it might be reading into things too much but that's all I hear when Stitch pimps his song of the moment.
This probably says a lot about me, more than anything.
