Scots Taffer on 3/9/2009 at 00:09
like throwing a clown shoe along a gaping maw of chaos
CCCToad on 3/9/2009 at 00:19
I actually had to look up Gothard
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Gothard's teaching focuses on seven "life principles", 49 character qualities, and 49 commands that Jesus gave[2]. He teaches that while there is only one interpretation of scripture, many applications can be taken from it. On his website he states "the goal of my teaching is to provide Biblical principles and concepts of life to guide people in their choices."[2]
Gothard discourages listening to any "un-Christian" music, including all popular and contemporary Christian music
:rolleyes:
As a catholic myself, I have learned to be very wary of the "bible thumpin" types; they are all emotion and place their close-mindedness above all else. As a contrast to "Nike", one of my favorite religious figures, Mother angelica, dealt with the issue an entirely different way. She went up and began a normal conversation with them, handing out prayer cards while thoroughly enjoying the irony of the situation.
Its a much more amusing way of dealing with it, and what people like them miss is that your kids are sooner or later going to encounter things you don't approve of. Heck, you can't make a sex drive go away. Much better to embrace your sex drive as a healthy and natural thing, and steer it towards (for the fundamentalist) pursuit of a suitable spouse than to try to ignore it.
Even if you don't believe in premarital sex, I think its much healthier to have an appreciation for what a beautiful and sacred thing the female body is than to shun it as dirty.
fett on 3/9/2009 at 00:26
Yes but sex drives lead to dancing and casinos and we all know how that ends.
CCCToad on 3/9/2009 at 00:33
Quote Posted by fett
Yes but sex drives lead to dancing and casinos and we all know how that ends.
making native americans rich?
Ostriig on 3/9/2009 at 01:21
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Statistically speaking, at least one of the kids will be gay. It's probably really really gonna suck for whoever that is.
Fuck that, wait till one finds the internet. They're bound to bump into it when they inevitably stumble out of the batcave, and then, much like all roads lead to Rome, all links lead to 4chan.
heywood on 3/9/2009 at 01:43
It takes a bit of a sex drive to have 19 kids.
Ko0K on 3/9/2009 at 01:50
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I'll bet he can just walk in and beat her clit like a speedbag by now.
Apparently that's what he did to get the juices going before he beat off in front of her uterus and walked out.
Tocky on 3/9/2009 at 03:11
But his sperm are so strong they crawled across the floor and impregnated her anyway?
AR Master on 3/9/2009 at 03:41
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I love you Turtle.
These creeps live like 15 minutes from my house (one day I will escape this cursed place, oh yes). Despite this particular area of Arkansas being fairly liberal and progressive (mainly due to the influx of Wal-Mart people from the world over), there's still a bunch of typical Southern Bible Belt Weirdness.
The Bill Gothard guy they follow is fucking creepy too. He makes Jerry Falwell look like a Gay Day parade.
dont these fucking fundie proles know how enlightened this area is supposed to be? fucking bigots
CCCToad on 3/9/2009 at 03:51
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dont these fucking fundie proles know how enlightened this area is supposed to be? fucking bigots
Are they in the "gays are evil and shouldn't be allowed!" crowd?
If so, thats stupid. Doesn't the bible say that "love thy neighbor" is the second commandment? Course, its much easier to hate than to love.