Starrfall on 2/9/2009 at 18:18
Just not all at once! That's right, our favorite breeders of a (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family) christian clone army with a retarded naming scheme, the Duggars, are adding child number 19 to the collection.
When the next kid is born they'll have 12 kids age 12 or younger, 6 aged 6 or younger, and 3 aged 2 or younger. If they don't have soundproofed walls I don't know how any of them get any sleep, since they've pretty much had an infant around nonstop for 20 years.
They're fundie enough to have a code word ("nike") to make the kids look down when things like "girls with cleavage showing" cross their paths in the real world. Statistically speaking, at least one of the kids will be gay. It's probably really really gonna suck for whoever that is.
Inline Image:
http://imgur.com/ZoQ6T.jpgrachel on 2/9/2009 at 20:48
This choice of a code word is particularly awesome, when pronounced the French way.
Renzatic on 2/9/2009 at 21:12
I can understand having that many kids in the 14th century, when 1 out of every 3 would drop dead from airborne bubonic chlamydia, and you had to have a steady supply of reserves in case the Visigoths came raiding yee olde farmstead again. But now? I'm fairly certain that doesn't happen much these days. They have no excuse.
Hell, with that many kids, I doubt you could give them the love and attention they need to become fully functioning adults.
Turtle on 2/9/2009 at 21:30
I'll bet he can just walk in and beat her clit like a speedbag by now.
Kolya on 2/9/2009 at 21:35
Internet porn could have prevented this.
fett on 2/9/2009 at 21:37
I love you Turtle.
These creeps live like 15 minutes from my house (one day I will escape this cursed place, oh yes). Despite this particular area of Arkansas being fairly liberal and progressive (mainly due to the influx of Wal-Mart people from the world over), there's still a bunch of typical Southern Bible Belt Weirdness.
The Bill Gothard guy they follow is fucking creepy too. He makes Jerry Falwell look like a Gay Day parade.
Scots Taffer on 2/9/2009 at 23:42
a clowncar vagina is one i want to ride in
PigLick on 2/9/2009 at 23:58
more like a little red corvette huh?
Renzatic on 3/9/2009 at 00:03
Clown cars only look like a tight fit from the outside.
