PeeperStorm on 17/3/2010 at 08:08
I find it appropriate that the HTML for her picture just goes on forever and ever. I think the combined characters actually use more RAM than the picture itself.
Sulphur's babe is really something. The possibilities are endless: She could go sky diving and not even need a parachute. She could rent herself out as a pool cover. She could win the America's Cup just standing up in a rowboat. She could join a D&D live action role playing session as a Lurker and a Trapper at the same time. She could play Lady Cassandra on Doctor Who without needing makeup.
37637598 on 17/3/2010 at 09:47
Is that an earthquake? Or is miss simpson having another mc'seizure? Maybe some people get to a certain realization that they'll never accomplish anything hard in life, so they just decide to accept themselves as an outcast and comedic target of society. I bet her farts are RAUNCHY, just sayin
PS, peeperstorm: Hahahahahaaaaa @ the html joke
Ulukai on 17/3/2010 at 10:02
I wonder if she'll find it quite so amusing when she can't fit through the doors of her house to buy her groceries, becomes bed-ridden and ends up with open bedsores due to lack of movement.
Jabba the Hut, eat your heart out.
Azaran on 17/3/2010 at 10:31
When I found this story, before I read it fully I couldn't believe the headline, so I thought "maybe they mean 'phattest' " :erg:
Well, there's nothing "phat" about what this woman is doing.:nono:
Sulphur on 17/3/2010 at 17:00
What's Eating Gilbert Grape should be required viewing for anyone with this woman's aspirations.
Harvester on 17/3/2010 at 23:54
Yes, fattening yourself up so you'll die of a heart attack sooner than later, is very responsible behavior towards your young child and also sets a great example. Aim for the stars like your mother does, little girl!
june gloom on 18/3/2010 at 01:36
Aim for the stars? This woman's going to have 3 smaller women in orbit around her if this keeps up.
fett on 18/3/2010 at 01:54
CHINA, WHY OH WHY WON'T YOU JUST HURRY UP AND COME WIPE OUR ASSES OUT? WE DESERVE IT, THE PLANET NEEDS IT, AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. I'M BEGGING HERE.
PeeperStorm on 18/3/2010 at 04:26
Because they're afraid they'll get eaten.
