37637598 on 1/7/2007 at 09:06

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Actually, it doesn't even deserve to be capitalized! montana ! This is what our senator is busy doing!:



Montana Senator Max Baucus says he's scored a victory in stopping a businessman from Nevada from trademarking the phrase "The last Best Place"
He says the long used catchphrase belongs to all Montanans
(http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/category.asp?C=50436)



Our news stations suck too! They don't even know how to make a F&#ING website!


(http://www.keci.com/)

if you go to that website and refresh it until the top advertisement banner says "Furnature Row", then put your moust pointer over the "News" link on the left navigation bar, the ad overlaps the dropbox for the News link!

And EVERY F-ing story on the main page is about some stupid forest fire crap! Can they not consolidate it all into one story?


AND OUR LOCAL WEATHER!!!


(http://www.keci.com/weatherforecast.php?id=ace91326b4173f8511fba6375cef8a8d&city=Missoula)


give me a break!
"
Weather for Missoula

Today
N/A

Monday
N/A

Tuesday
N/A


Back to Weather
"

Are you kidding me... I guess we don't get weather here... darn!


Study shows Montana has most dangerous roads in US
(http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/story.asp?S=6727781)



And just take a look at our news staff!
(http://www.montanasnewsstation.com/Global/category.asp?C=50872&nav=menu227_8_3_1)


these people are not NORMAL!
I shouldn't be allowed to post threads between 1:00 am and 7:30 am.
montana is rated 48th in the nation economically
and our state police are pussies! Literally!
http://www.montana-sucks.com/why_no_mt/attack_animals.jpg
I need to start shopping here: (http://www.cafepress.com/montana_sucks)

I'm ashamed to be alive born in mon fucking tana!




Puppies suck
Somebody p-l-e-a-s-e tell me what a puppy is good for? And you tourists with pedigree pooches - heck, everyone knows the best dogs come from the Humane Society! Puppies pee anywhere, chew everything, have razor-sharp teeth and require more attention than a teenage bride. Speaking of which...

Teenagers suck
(Unless you're a teenager...) The fact is that no adult likes teenagers. They're irrational, immature, unreasonable, and don't know squat, but think they know everything. Just because they can hack the Pentagon's mainframe and program a DVR, they believe they're bulletproof and will live forever. They suck - and worse, they don't even know it.

Hot weather sucks
Where is it written that sweating, squinting, sunburns and mowing the lawn is pleasurable? Hot sucks. Give me a good old fashioned bury-your-car-in-snow deadly blizzard any day!

Democrats suck
They're liars. They're no different than Republicans. They eat tofu and donate to PETA.

Republicans suck
They're liars. They're no different than Democrats. They eat anything including PETA supporters.

The IRS sucks
They make Democrats and Republicans look like monks. They eat their dead - and tax ours. Can someone tell me one good thing the IRS does that benefits anyone on the planet (outside the Beltway)? Anything?

Getting old sucks
Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

And remember
. . . if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


why does this sound so familiar? did someone post this before me?

Pyrian on 1/7/2007 at 10:25

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I love this forum. :D

Thief13x on 1/7/2007 at 12:36

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:D Dude the weather section had me lol'inz! Anyways, I have a few major griped from both states that I've lived in (Pennsylvania and Florida)

Pennsylvania - atleast southwestern, they call it the shitpit of PA for good reasons, the road sides are littered with giant potholes that could swallow a small vehicle, construction projects average 3 or 4 years, and an average of 1 pendot worker is working at any given time (while 8 or 9 watch). Work zones are still active even after every worker is gone, and the roads are NEVER done properly, usually just patched with asphalt that begins to break up after the first truck runs over it.

Florida - "Hypnotized by the palm trees," is how I would describe the average driver. People simply do NOT pay any attention when they're driving (contrary to popular assumptions, it's not just the old people.) I have noticed and average of about 5 or 6 seconds between the time the light turns green and the front vehicle begins moving. This doesn't sound bad, but considering that people can't even payattention at a traffic light, much less while they're driving leads me to believe that the slightest deviation from the norm on the road for these people would cause a fatal accident, like the ones you hear about every day, usually rearends because people are half asleep. I have gotten used to seeing my life pass before my eyes riding my motorcycle down there, people do not respect riders at all because there are so many of them, and they don't look for them either. It really is a black and white difference between PA and FL when it comes to drivers paying attention,

end rant:cheeky:

Rug Burn Junky on 1/7/2007 at 15:20

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He forgot camel jockeys, crippled children and French people

Renzatic on 1/7/2007 at 17:22

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I always thought Montana was a pretty neat state, in a "I wanna be a rugged Alaskan pioneer type, but I'm not quite ready to make it a commitment" sorta way.