SD on 3/4/2006 at 20:33
Aaaages since we had one of these lame quizzes, so I present: (
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907) Which religion is the right one for you?
I score as agnostic with Paganism/atheism coming up strong behind
Wyclef on 3/4/2006 at 20:41
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084217atheism.GIF"></td><td> You scored as <b>atheism</b>. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>atheism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='92' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>92%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Paganism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Buddhism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='58' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>58%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>agnosticism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='54' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>54%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Satanism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Islam</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='38' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>38%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Judaism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Christianity</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Hinduism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='4' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>4%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907'>Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
Renzatic on 3/4/2006 at 20:42
Rates me as an agnostic Christian with Buddahism rated slightly lower.
Jonesy on 3/4/2006 at 20:49
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084217atheism.GIF"></td><td> You scored as <b>atheism</b>. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>atheism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>100%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Buddhism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='75' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>75%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Satanism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Judaism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>agnosticism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Islam</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Paganism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='25' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Christianity</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Hinduism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907'>Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
Gingerbread Man on 3/4/2006 at 20:53
Satanism? :o
I think a lot of these items were ridiculously vague. Like "I believe in a female Goddess, rather than a "male" god, multiple gods, or none at all." -- when I say Disagree / NA to that one, is it scoring me as saying that I believe in any kind of God other than an individual female one? Or does it correctly assume that I don't believe in any of that? When I answer DISAGREE / NA to "Men were created for God; women for men" am I being scored as espousing gender equality, insisting that there is no subservience to God or man, or that I reject the entire notion of Creationism in the first place?
This are a bad test, because all of my answers should have resulted in Secular Humanism. But of course, that's not even an option. But I suppose it's not really a religion, either -- so I guess Satanism is the closest equivalent, if it wasn't for that ridiculous LaVey faggot and all the LOL MAGICK.
(ha ha here's me getting all huffy about an internet personality quiz :D )
Wyclef on 3/4/2006 at 20:54
Where is evoligion :confused:
Dia on 3/4/2006 at 20:56
Hinduism 92%
Buddhism 79%
Judaism 54%
Christianity 54%
Paganism 50%
agnosticism 50%
atheism 33%
Islam 33%
Satanism 4%
(Satanism??? WTF?!!!)
Paz on 3/4/2006 at 20:58
Thank fuck the internet is here to tell me I'm agnostic (with HIPPY BUDDHIST leanings, apparently)
jay pettitt on 3/4/2006 at 20:59
I know it's not playing the game properly. But I'm not really feeling in need of a new religion today thankyou.
oh, okay then.
I'm an atheist (67%), though apparently severall people are praying daily for my soul; which is nice - though slightly patronising and utterly fucking irrellevant seing as I don't have one and praying is involved. Fuck off and mind your own business you kerrazzy religious muppets.
Also, I'm 46% likely to be a satanist? WTF? Leave me alone internet.
eek. Jonsey dude, your as much a satanist as I am atheist. You scary beast.
Gingerbread Man on 3/4/2006 at 21:00
See -- and I'm honestly not going to get into it here, it just suddenly struck me in the head -- the one thing I find even more retarded and lolleriffic than flat-out Creationism is this whole reincarnation balls. As a metaphor and a parable and a cautionary tale illustrating the possible consciousness of non-human creatures, it goes a fair way to promoting compassionate behaviour -- and I salute the Hindus etc for coming up with an interesting way to argue for being nice to everything around you -- but seriously. Come the fuck on.
lol I was a bears in my previous life that's why I am grumpy in the morning u see