Which famous person/celebrity would you... - by Kalit
SD on 16/5/2006 at 08:08
Quote Posted by Vernon
BONO.
quinch on 16/5/2006 at 08:46
Russell Crowe because he reckons he's a 'bit tasty' in real life the cunt. Plus Jonathan Creek star Alan Davies. I'll take them both on.
C'mon then !!
Goblin on 16/5/2006 at 09:17
I want to make Owen Wilson's nose bend the other way. Always have.
Fig455 on 16/5/2006 at 09:49
Courtney Love.
Phydeaux on 16/5/2006 at 09:55
Tom Cruise
Puff Daddy (or whateverthefuck he calls himself this week)
The entire cast(s) of "Dodgeball, "Anchorman", and "Starsky and Hutch" (minus perhaps Steve Carell, who gets a pass for his Daily Show days)
Tom Cruise would be the best because his "religious" beliefs won't allow him to visit a hospital after the ass-kicking.
Scots Taffer on 16/5/2006 at 10:27
I don't get much of the Tom Cruise hate. Sure, he's an utterly smug wanker, but so are most insanely rich and naturally "handsome" (not my words) actors, and yeah, his beliefs are out there, but that's no crime. The guy is a bit of a harmless loon in my opinion. The only person I'd like to see knock his teeth out is Brooke Shields.
I <3 Gobbo's suggestion, purely because that twisted nose has irked me for years.
I can't think of anyone famous I'd like to actually fight with, because I'm not a violent person by nature. Honest. Okay, fuck it. Will Smith. Because he's <strike>black</strike> a crappy actor and always says AWWW HELL NO.
D'Juhn Keep on 16/5/2006 at 10:48
Zane Lowe.
Morte on 16/5/2006 at 10:56
Leaving politicians out of it, Paris Hilton, hands down. And every other similar famous-for-no-goddamn-good-reason-other-than-being-a-stupid-spoiled-WHORE scum*.
*this also includes reality show contestants.
Phydeaux on 16/5/2006 at 11:10
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
I don't get much of the Tom Cruise hate. Sure, he's an utterly smug wanker, but so are most insanely rich and naturally "handsome" (not my words) actors, and yeah, his beliefs are out there, but that's no crime.
Having beliefs is one thing. Constantly insulting others who don't follow those beliefs is another. Then add on the fact that his beliefs were invented by a Sci-Fi writer who has been quoted saying that he'd like to invent a religion to make money. I honestly couldn't give a shit about TC otherwise, since I've liked him in a couple films (Collateral, Color of Money, Rain Man). But now there's nobody more in need of a smack upside the head with a clue-by-four.
Para?noid on 16/5/2006 at 11:36
Quote Posted by Kalit
Anyway, mine is George Lucas, because he destroyed Star Wars.
FANTASTIC LOGIC THERE CHAMP
