When come back, bring pie.... - by Strangeblue
Strangeblue on 17/2/2006 at 06:35
And it tastes excellent with very little sugar at all ('cause I'm sweet enough already, eh?)
Drom_Editor on 17/2/2006 at 21:17
Quote Posted by fett
I promised the kiddos I'd make waffles this morning, which is a fairly easy endeavor
if you have Bisquick or some other pre-made mix. Otherwise, you find yourself standing over the sink with a carton of eggs asking things like, "Is baking power the same thing as baking soda, and if so, why?" or, "Exactly how stiff is
stiff when you're talking about egg whites?" and "why even use the word 'stiff' to describe their consistency when there's no possible way the egg whites will ever become by anyone's definition 'stiff' (what's wrong with 'frothy'?)"?.
Either way, I made flat, chewy waffles that my kids ate while I snuck some yogurt and an apple.
Always check for Bisquick.
Fett, I found this post unsettlingly hysterical, and put it in my AIM profile. A large number of my friends have commented on it, saying it's the funniest thing they've seen in a while.
That leaves me with three possible deductions:
1.) You are a hilariously funny guy.
2.) My friends and I don't see enough funny things daily.
3.) Knock Knock. Who's there? Jesus, LOL.
Any way you want to put it, I just wanted to inform you that you're appreciated outside of these forums as well.
fett on 18/2/2006 at 05:31
Well that explains it. And makes my head hurt.
This morning for breakfast: Instant Oatmeal. Yum.
Strangeblue on 19/2/2006 at 20:58
Feeling your oats, eh?
fett on 19/2/2006 at 21:48
My horror is rivaled only by my shame. :p
oudeis on 20/2/2006 at 04:39
l loved 'farseer trilogy' when l first read it, mainly because it had an intelligent talking [or near enough] wolf. upon rereading it many times due to boredom l realized it was near-total shit. the 'tawny man' series was more than total shit. it came across as a way for the author to use her minor characters voices to abuse the fuck out of fitz. frankly, it felt like she resented having to write more of the series. l haven't felt such disdain from an author towards her fans or her material since l read 'hannibal' [the silence of the lambs sequel].
Para?noid on 20/2/2006 at 04:46
The Farseer Trilogy was a coming of age epic that ended after three fantastic books and you're a fucking idiot who thinks otherwise. Seriously, go and hang on to whatever retarded sequel some fat beardy man is creating next.
oudeis on 20/2/2006 at 04:59
you sank my battleship.
Tocky on 20/2/2006 at 06:08
Hah! Got a rise out of noid! Savour the taste of a bloody lip from the master. As a coming of age story it would work best on those coming of age. It has those elements of persecution, longing, and awkward acceptance of responsibility perfect for resonating with that audience. It would be a sentimental favorite. And even a jaded old man could stand to read them all so I'll take my crow with a little salt.
I like seeing people stick up for what they like.
