Nanoose on 20/11/2017 at 16:05
Once I walked into a biker bar and announced to the patrons that there was a moped in the parking lot with it's light on. Pretty sure I wouldn't of done it if I was sober. Cheers!
bjack on 20/11/2017 at 17:26
Posting on TTLG ComChat. ;)
Kolya on 20/11/2017 at 19:52
I was having a night out with a good friend. We ended up in a Russian bar doing vodka shots. Then she asked me if I wanted to become a father, no strings attached. Because she wanted a child.
I promptly invited her to my castle, indicating that this would only take a few moments. But she explained that it was her girlfriend who was supposed to get impregnated. I declined.
Al_B on 20/11/2017 at 20:33
That's enough new threads for now.
Tocky on 21/11/2017 at 01:50
Lately?
We rented a cabin on a lake and some friends dropped by with steaks and I climbed to the balcony to butcher Romeo's speech to my wife "arise fair sun and kill holy hell out of the moon". Then I turned and plummeted eight feet to the pointy bits of the picnic table knocking everyones drinks over but acting as if I meant to do it swung my legs beneath the table and started on my steak. I was badly bruised on my side and hip which was much better than being dead. Last time I drink a five liter box of wine.
icemann on 21/11/2017 at 03:17
Quote Posted by Al_B
That's enough new threads for now.
He hasn't created the favorite dinosaur one yet :p.
Kolya on 21/11/2017 at 07:38
Quote Posted by Tocky
acting as if I meant to do it
Haha, that's what they call catlike reflexes.
dj_ivocha on 21/11/2017 at 11:10
I registered on TTLG and started posting tons of "What's..." threads.
Oh, wait...
Volitions Advocate on 21/11/2017 at 13:46
I've never been drunk.
Kolya on 21/11/2017 at 15:04
Alcohol just bounces off of him.
