Flagston on 29/1/2008 at 18:22
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Doesn't work that way.
Oh, then I guess I would smuggle cocaine or something:p
Ko0K on 29/1/2008 at 18:44
Quote Posted by catbarf
In Portal, you can put a portal so that there's water on the other side, and it stays there.
It's a hole at the bottom of a lake. If a person can push her body through this hole, then gravity can pull water through the same hole. It doesn't matter if the driving force is gravity or the work of muscles.
Rug Burn Junky on 29/1/2008 at 18:50
Quote Posted by ataricom
The only way
you can get two girls at one time is if you own a portal gun?
Damn straight. He's always wanted to do that, man. And I think if he had a portal gun he could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with a portal gun.
the_grip on 29/1/2008 at 19:11
i hear chicks like big portal guns am i rite?
ataricom on 29/1/2008 at 19:23
I always heard that size doesn't matter. Just where you shoot it.
Of course, I'm bragging by saying my Portal Gun is bigger than yours!:sly:
Rug Burn Junky on 29/1/2008 at 20:05
Quote Posted by the_grip
i hear chicks like big portal guns am i rite?
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like him do.
d0om on 29/1/2008 at 20:19
Go to a hydroelectric power plant and put one at the top and one at the bottom. Free unlimited power for everyone!!! You would be a hero.
Then you can extort huge sums of cash not to put portals elsewhere!
Peanuckle on 29/1/2008 at 21:57
I have a new use for it. Let the government reverse-engineer it so that it can be used to better all humanity, but be sure to stipulate a 25% royalty on every sale. I'd be so freaking rich it wouldn't be funny.
Turtle on 29/1/2008 at 22:50
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like him do.
The man knows what he's talking about.
His mom and sister are pretty fickle, but I won them over (and over, and over).
catbarf on 29/1/2008 at 22:57
Quote Posted by Peanuckle
I have a new use for it. Let the government reverse-engineer it so that it can be used to better all humanity, but be sure to stipulate a 25% royalty on every sale. I'd be so freaking rich it wouldn't be funny.
I think society would go to hell in a handbasket if people could get their hands on a device that makes PORTALS...
