Renegen on 6/11/2006 at 04:17

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sandwich artist.

Kolya on 6/11/2006 at 05:20

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Then you have a very oddly shaped dong.

My first job was distributing porn mags in the neighborhood. Of course I read them all before I delivered them.
Ah, the memories.

Renzatic on 6/11/2006 at 06:01

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It's being squeezed at the base, dude. All the blood is rushing towards the top.

But really. I dunno if the hotel was my first job or not. There were alot of elderly folks in my neighborhood, and they had huge yards that wouldn't, as my dad said, mow themselves. Since he had the Lawn Beast, he decided to take on the task for a bit of extra cash.

What he really meant was he was gonna send me out to mow 4 gigantic and complicated yards every week. I used to get $10 for each, which all together took me about 14 hours a week to do. I didn't think it was so bad at the time because I assumed dad was just getting $20-30 per yard. It turned out the neighbors were paying him anywhere between $70-100 per.

Everytime I went to confront dad about it, I'd get the same speech. "It's my equipment you're using, boy. Now go trim the hedges."

So I dunno if I could consider that my first job or not, I'd say it's more explotation than anything. It was also the first time I discovered my dad is really, really cheap. The second time was even worse.

Kolya on 6/11/2006 at 06:29

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:wot: That's pretty hardcore.


Edit: Referring to Renzatic's first job here.

th|3f on 6/11/2006 at 07:07

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My first job? I had a simple one planned for that evening. Broke into a guarded mansion, stole another fat nobleman's priceless trinket and left quietly.