Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 15:12
Quote Posted by legoman
Squirty cheese is to cheese what nuthief is to Thief. We agree on the chili!
Eh. I dunno about that. Right now it might seem that way, but they've only now just started processing the milk. It could still turn out better cheese than you think, even if it does have a few weird dark curdled lumps in it.
DAMN NEW PAGES! I HATE THEM SO MUCH! :mad:
Vivian on 16/7/2013 at 15:22
Seriously what the hell is squirty cheese? I like to think I can identify a decent cheese, and as far as desirable features goes 'squirty' isn't even remotely close to being on the list.
legoman on 16/7/2013 at 15:26
Quote Posted by Vivian
Seriously what the hell is squirty cheese? I like to think I can identify a decent cheese, and as far as desirable features goes 'squirty' isn't even remotely close to being on the list.
It's a viscous liquid squirted out of a tube (very much like toothpaste), which is meant to resemble cheese. Masochists love it!
Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 15:34
You know how every high school always has that one really popular kid? You know, he always has half the cheerleaders hanging off his arm at any given time, has a nice car, does well in class, and is generally laid back and humble about it all? And what really makes him impressive is that he's managed to become so cool and do so much with his life despite being severely mentally retarded due to a debilitating head injury he got while playing cinderblock dodgeball back in 4th grade?
Squirty cheese is the dairy equivalent of that guy.
Vivian on 16/7/2013 at 15:36
half a cheerleader hanging off his arm? Jesus
Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 15:38
And he carries around a locker door he ripped out of a wall like it's a riot shield. Dude's crazy, man.
Alvar on 16/7/2013 at 15:41
The whole scenario reeks of pre-emo 1980's American suburbia.
legoman on 16/7/2013 at 15:44
Quote Posted by Renzatic
And he carries around a locker door he ripped out of a wall like it's a riot shield. Dude's crazy, man.
We should send him to EM, they'd get along like a bridge on fire...
Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 15:51
Nah. He's a cool guy despite the craziness. They'll just end up liking him.
Quote Posted by Alvar
The whole scenario reeks of pre-emo 1980's American suburbia.
I think John Hughes made a movie about him once.
Vivian on 16/7/2013 at 15:54
Alright, so we're sending this psychopathic anthropomorphisation of the concept of a room-temperature squirty cheese. He doesn't sound like he takes no for an answer.
