nickie on 16/7/2013 at 07:09
Quote Posted by Dia
I'd like to change my vote to Queue, please. And then sit back and watch the chaos and pandemonium ensue. Why should we be selfish and keep Q all to ourselves?
QFT. :)
Appreciate the votes but all that razzmatazz would just do my head in. I can't do as well as dema though - I've only got one post there. But I have got a spam private message!
SubJeff on 16/7/2013 at 10:25
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Can't be any worse than voting to send an Englishman to go visit the French. :P
That's why I'm a good choice.
Now then, Frenchies, what is all this mollycoddling tattle about fixed rope arrow points, what? Unbecoming of a gentleman thief, eh? Rather. It's near offensive as the surfeit of garlic you chaps appear to have about you. A lick of the cat and a strong cup of Earl Grey'll set you fellows straight. For England!Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 13:18
I dunno, man. They might be French, but they're a different kind of French than what you're used to over in the Old World. You piss them off too much, and they'll probably skin a beaver over your head and beat you with hockey sticks.
Oh, and speaking of Earl Grey. I was having a conversation with a friend who recently got back a his trip to Europe. Sounded pretty great overall, but mentioned that, while in England, he ordered out for a Supreme Pizza and a half gallon of sweet tea.
...now here in 'Murica, a supreme pizza is one loaded with onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, black olives, beef, ham, italian sausage, and pepperoni. Pretty good sounding, right? It at least sounds somewhat standard Italian.
But what did he get? A pizza covered in Alfredo sauce, boiled asparagus, leeks, plus, I think, corned beef hash. And even worse, the sweet tea? It was Earl Grey with two lumps of brown sugar on the side.
Since you're an Englishman, I have to ask...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? :mad:
I mean I can understand cultural differences and all, but who the fuck puts corned beef hash in alfredo sauce? THE ENGLISH, APPARENTLY!
Okay. I'm done. Had to get that off my chest.
legoman on 16/7/2013 at 13:23
Quote Posted by Renzatic
I dunno, man. They might be French, but they're a different kind of French than what you're used to over in the Old World. You piss them off too much, and they'll probably skin a beaver over your head and beat you with hockey sticks.
Oh, and speaking of Earl Grey. I was having a conversation with a friend who recently got back a his trip to Europe. Sounded pretty great overall, but mentioned that, while in England, he ordered out for a Supreme Pizza and a half gallon of sweet tea.
...now here in 'Murica, a supreme pizza is one loaded with onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, black olives, beef, ham, italian sausage, and pepperoni. Pretty good sounding, right? It at least sounds somewhat standard Italian.
But what did he get? A pizza covered in Alfredo sauce, boiled asparagus, leeks, plus, I think, corned beef hash. And even worse, the sweet tea? It was Earl Grey with two lumps of brown sugar on the side.
Since you're an Englishman, I have to ask...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? :mad:
I mean I can understand cultural differences and all, but who the fuck puts corned beef hash in alfredo sauce? THE ENGLISH, APPARENTLY!
Okay. I'm done. Had to get that off my chest.
As an Englishman myself, I have to ask, where the hell did your friend go to get a pizza like that? Sounds awesome!
Dia on 16/7/2013 at 13:35
Quote Posted by Subjective Effect
That's why I'm a good choice.
Now then, Frenchies, what is all this mollycoddling tattle about fixed rope arrow points, what? Unbecoming of a gentleman thief, eh? Rather. It's near offensive as the surfeit of garlic you chaps appear to have about you. A lick of the cat and a strong cup of Earl Grey'll set you fellows straight. For England!:laff:
You made me do a spit-take with my coffee with that one, SE.
Thanks, I needed that.
Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 13:40
Quote Posted by legoman
As an Englishman myself, I have to ask, where the hell did your friend go to get a pizza like that?
Sounds awesome!...oh jesus god.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3018396/Misc/omg.gifDude. Son. Sir. I don't know how else to put this...
Corned beef hash and alfredo sauce is culinary blasphemy, and shouldn't be eaten by anyone.
...but since you seem to have a vendetta against your tastebuds, I went ahead and sent him a text, asking for the name of the restaurant. If he remembers it, I'll toss it your way.
nickie on 16/7/2013 at 13:52
I must be living a very sheltered life - I've never seen a pizza like that before and Earl Grey tea? With a pizza? How peculiar. Do let us know where he got it from though - when you find out.
legoman on 16/7/2013 at 14:04
Quote Posted by Renzatic
...oh jesus god.
Inline Image:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3018396/Misc/omg.gifDude. Son. Sir. I don't know how else to put this...
Corned beef hash and alfredo sauce is culinary blasphemy, and shouldn't be eaten by anyone.
...but since you seem to have a vendetta against your tastebuds, I went ahead and sent him a text, asking for the name of the restaurant. If he remembers it, I'll toss it your way.
Actually, given my love of chilli, I know I have a vendetta against my tastebuds. Am I correct in assuming your American? Where do you stand on squirty cheese?
Renzatic on 16/7/2013 at 15:02
Quote Posted by legoman
Actually, given my love of chilli, I know I have a vendetta against my tastebuds. Am I correct in assuming your American? Where do you stand on squirty cheese?
As an American, I have a natural love of squirty cheeses. Though it's abated a bit over the intervening years. When I was a kid, I couldn't get enough of the stuff. Now? It's a little gross.
Also chili isn't tastebud murder because it actually tastes good. What it is is an esophagus eroder.
Quote Posted by nickie
I must be living a very sheltered life - I've never seen a pizza like that before and Earl Grey tea? With a pizza? How peculiar. Do let us know where he got it from though - when you find out.
On a guess, I'm assuming they gave him the Earl Grey with two lumps of brown sugar because you can't find Sweet Tea Americana anywhere in England. They probably think it's terrible stuff.
Anyway, the text has long since been sent. Thing is, I believe he's taking off for the Bahama's this week, and...yeah...he's one of those annoying people I want to ban from the face of the earth who's always talking and texting people right in front of you nonstop like the rude bastards they are, but you can't ever seem to get ahold of them when you call or text them. Who knows when he'll send me a reply.
legoman on 16/7/2013 at 15:08
Quote Posted by Renzatic
As an American, I have a natural love of squirty cheeses. Though it's abated a bit over the intervening years. When I was a kid, I couldn't get enough of the stuff. Now? It's a little gross.
Also chili isn't tastebud murder because it actually tastes good. What it is is an esophagus eroder.
Squirty cheese is to cheese what nuthief is to Thief. We agree on the chili!
