Renzatic on 28/11/2016 at 05:35
When they started getting entertaining.
Nameless Voice on 29/11/2016 at 19:50
You could murder someone and put the body inside the walled-off space that you don't want in your studio.
Yakoob on 30/11/2016 at 07:17
That's it! I can build a wall, and then a kill room :D
Al_B on 30/11/2016 at 07:25
Careful! If you build a wall you're in danger of creating a room.
Renzatic on 30/11/2016 at 07:26
What you should do is build the wall, then make a crazy room behind it. Put in a bunch of nice little props, like a collection of hunting knives, a jar full of fingernail clippings, a diary of insane ramblings written in impeccable, tightly spaced handwriting, posters of women with the faces cut out. You know, stuff like that.
It's not something you'll be showing off, obviously. You're doing it so the next people who rent the apartment will have something fun to find. :D
edit: oh yeah, throw in a jar of something embalmed, too. Like a cow fetus.
Thirith on 30/11/2016 at 08:26
Quote Posted by Renzatic
edit: oh yeah, throw in a jar of something embalmed, too. Like a cow fetus.
Grungy serial killer types are so '90s. These days it's all clinical and minimalist. Perhaps a Japanese watercolour of a cow fetus.
Renzatic on 30/11/2016 at 09:17
The grungy 90's look is what I'm going for. It needs to look good covered in dust, like the set for a Nine Inch Nails video circa Downward Spiral.
...which means he'll need a big medicinal bottle of Absinthe, and an old timey black sewing machine in there alongside the cow fetus.
If he goes for the modern minimalist serial killer style, all it'll do is make whoever finds it think they happened across some mini dentist office hidden behind the walls in their apartment. Which, yeah, okay, I'll admit is pretty creepy in and of itself, but Yak needs to go for the gusto here.
Oh, and you know why the handwriting in those fake diaries needs to be tightly spaced? Because real serial killers obsess over things like font kerning. It'll make for a more compelling scene.
Thirith on 30/11/2016 at 09:33
It's always good to find out that one of the moderators of the forum you frequent is John Doe from Seven. At least you know where you're at.
It's once you start knocking us off because we represent Sloth (for not getting on with reducing our Steam backlog), Gluttony (for buying all those games we'll never play during the Steam sale), Greed (for getting 100% of the achievements for the games we're playing), Lust (which one of us plays DOA?), Pride (for showing off those 100% achievements), Envy (because bukary has that great-looking ultra-widescreen monitor) and Wrath (for rage quitting when we're losing), that's when I'd want to draw the line.
