demagogue on 23/11/2016 at 06:39

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I was thinking something like white padded walls.

That what best communicates "simple" to me.

N'Al on 23/11/2016 at 07:16

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Wrong vice.

Turn it into a strip club. Floor-to-ceiling poles by day - very minimalist. Simply add nude women by night.


[edit] Autocorrect genuinely turned poles into Poles, wtf?

Renzatic on 23/11/2016 at 09:17

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Not to be racist or anything, but since we're on the subject, what is it with Polish last names? Did they all get together and decide that all those letters at the end of the alphabet weren't getting enough attention or something?

"Yeah, I want my name to be Wyzkyzkylwnzkski"

"...how do you pronounce that?"

"Like it's spelled."

edit: I'm not trying to be mean here, I just really wanna know.

Neb on 23/11/2016 at 09:49

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To be more specific, there isn't much that you can't pronounce perfectly just from looking at the spelling. The clusters of 'c', 's', 'z' consonants get easier faster than you would imagine. 'cz' is like 'ch', 'sz' is like 'sh - when you see 'szcz' it's like that sound in the middle of 'question', which isn't really all that difficult when you stop and think about it.

It is a very shishy-shushy language though, I'll give you that.

N'Al on 23/11/2016 at 10:12

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I love the Polish language. I mean, check out this place: (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szczyrk#/search)

It doesn't even have a vowel in it! Although I'm reliably informed that y is considered a vowel in Polish, which is clearly CHEATING!