What the hell, magazine people? I'm not gay.

SlyFoxx on 18/6/2010 at 12:40

Quote Posted by ercles

......the ads are surely designed to represent an idealized version of what you (with the you being the target audience of the magazine, not fett necessarily) should want to look like....

Ercles has it surrounded. It's all shopped anyway but lots of folks still fall for it.

The only magazine I read anymore is Guitar Player. That way I know that I should get a Fulltone Univibe so I can get my Jimi and Pink Floyd on. Yes, is a guitar effect and not something BA keeps in her nightstand.:p

fett on 18/6/2010 at 14:22

I get what ercles is saying, but still, the majority of dudes who are douchey enough to shave their armpits and get that haircut are either going to attract other gay men who could only likewise get a job posing in those magazines, or incredibly douchey women. Neither is much in my circle of friends or acquaintanceship here in suburbia with my mini-van and grueling soccer game schedule.

Matthew on 18/6/2010 at 14:44

fett, do you like movies about gladiators?

Duncan on 18/6/2010 at 15:05

Yeah sure blame the mail man. We've heard it all before. It's that dreamy hair of yours.

fett on 18/6/2010 at 15:12

I make an exception for you, Duncan, but that's different. We have history.

Queue on 18/6/2010 at 15:32

Now I know where my fucking mail has been going. :mad:

Zooey on 18/6/2010 at 15:36

Quote Posted by fett

Please help! I'm not gay ... enough

Breath steadily and consider the question how gay it is to start a circlejerk like this on your favourite interweb.

There there.

Queue on 18/6/2010 at 15:37

God dammit... Put an 'E' on that thing, Zooey!

Sorry. I'm still mad about my G.Q. I'M A FANCY LAD, DAMMIT!!

fett on 18/6/2010 at 18:01

Yes, but although the rest of you have been there, done that, I'm strongly of the persuasion that exits should be exits and entrances remain entrances. And I can trust you guys to tell me how gay you have to be to appreciate these rags. Especially Queue.

Sulphur on 18/6/2010 at 18:13

We can't really tell you until we see the offending materials for ourselves with our own eyes.

Get some scans in here stat, fett. I'm massively disappointed that you haven't already.

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