CCCToad on 20/6/2011 at 15:51
That joke started floating around the web at about the time he registered for these forums.
Martin Karne on 20/6/2011 at 15:53
Quote Posted by dethtoll
your job is to outdo belboz when it comes to posting nonsense
You're invidious with rage. I'm the puppet master, the master of reality behind the scenes, I deal with the unknown details of this everyday life in the background.
Nobody has told you that my job is to play the wacko so you can feel superior and a winner, or else you would be just another everyday Joe, deal with your fake superiority while I know the inner truth, there is no spoon, is all a great scenario of a magnificent lifetime play.
demagogue on 20/6/2011 at 16:35
Quote Posted by CCCToad
That joke started floating around the web at about the time he registered for these forums.
Yeah no one ever that joke before Internet.
Gingerbread Man on 20/6/2011 at 17:06
True. His mother told it to me in between grunts.
Muzman on 20/6/2011 at 17:16
Two military guys?
june gloom on 20/6/2011 at 18:00
Quote Posted by Martin Karne
You're invidious with rage. I'm the puppet master, the master of reality behind the scenes, I deal with the unknown details of this everyday life in the background.
Nobody has told you that my job is to play the wacko so you can feel superior and a winner, or else you would be just another everyday Joe, deal with your fake superiority while I know the inner truth, there is no spoon, is all a great scenario of a magnificent lifetime play.
lol no rage here, i make fun of you because i think it's funny, don't take it so personally bro, you're just crazy, not stupid or an asshole
pdenton on 20/6/2011 at 18:36
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
My job is fucking unreal. Let's begin by describing the asshats I have to work with...
First of all, there's this ridiculously hot supermodel type chick, and true to every stereotype she is a dumb as a brick. Incredibly beautiful girl, but how she manages to string a bunch of words together to make a sentence is beyond me. She seems to spend a ridiculous amount of time fixing her hair and makeup, and I haven't met very many people more narcissistic and self-centered in my life.
The other girl is like multiplying the supermodel by negative one. An honest-to-God zero on a scale of one to ten. Smartest human being I have ever met, seriously. Her career options are unlimited, so why she bothers to work with us is a complete mystery. Not sure she showers or shaves, and the general consensus is that she might be a walking embodiment of all the bull-dyke lesbian stereotypes.
Then there's the stoned kid. Holy Christ. He's 22 years old, and I don't think he's spent a day sober since he was ten. Constantly high, always screwing up. And such an irritating stoner whine for a voice, holy SHIT THIS GUY. As if that wasn't bad enough to deal with on a daily basis, the kid brings his dog to work EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND IT'S STONED TOO
Fucking gigantic stoned Great Dane wandering around, getting in the way. The two of them are constantly disappearing to Burger King or KFC or fuck knows where. CONSTANTLY hungry, both of them. And the fucking dog keeps roaring and making those noises like it's trying to say something. It's completely ridiculous.
So yeah, anyway. I drive these tools around in my van all day and we solve mysteries and shit.
ARE YOU A TEAMSTER?
Ulukai on 20/6/2011 at 18:49
GBM Is He-Man, dummy. Or possibly Man-At-Arms.
ok wait
Vasquez on 20/6/2011 at 19:02
Yay! I'll be a full-time <s>drunk</s> <s>slacker</s> novelist from January to June 2012, thanks to the government grant money :D
Martin Karne on 20/6/2011 at 21:08
Quote Posted by dethtoll
lol no rage here, i make fun of you because i think it's funny, don't take it so personally bro, you're just crazy, not stupid or an asshole
Yet I can pull your strings.
