What is to be done with my remains. - by doctorfrog
Tocky on 15/2/2006 at 03:07
Hmmm. Will it up the corpse mpg if I die drunk?
I think it would be nice to have my remains mixed with some kickass pyrotechnics. Everyone could bring a blanket and oooo and aaah at the beautiful shell bursts, drink beer, and say I went out with a bang and what a lovely and colorful guy.
Then of course one of the kids would come running up with an eyeball stuck in thier hair all screaming and arm waving and they would realize I hadn't specified cremation first.
Sorry. Jack Handy is channeling me.
Cybernide on 15/2/2006 at 23:19
Quote Posted by Gestalt
I was thinking about this a while ago.
Ideally, I'd like to be buried inside a small pyramid in Antarctica, with walls covered in murals depicting me fighting valiantly against robotic vikings. My corpse would be frozen with crossed arms holding a Nintendo, packed inside a reduced-scale replica of a space shuttle. Once everything was in place, the pyramid would be buried deep under the snow, and hopefully all records of it would be destroyed.
Basically I'd like to create something silly enough that whoever discovered it a few hundred or so years later would never be believed.
I like his idea. Could I get that too?
Printer's Devil on 16/2/2006 at 01:44
Assuming there are any useful bits left, scoop them out, doctor. Then, boil my skeleton clean and wire me together like a marionette before renting me out as a Halloween decoration. The proceeds would be donated to a local charity chosen by the renter. That way, I can continue contributing to society and frighten young trick-or-treaters.
aguywhoplaysthief on 16/2/2006 at 01:46
I want a temple - a temple...for ME!!!
Seriously, heros need somewhere to explore so they can plunder hidden treasure.
Swiss Mercenary on 16/2/2006 at 05:28
Make sure to have a beholder, as a guardian, too. I mean, every adventurer knows, that if a beholder is guarding something, it has to be something really, really cool.
BEAR on 16/2/2006 at 16:33
Noid brought up an interesting concept, but I have to say a huge funeral pyre would be pretty sweet, as long as the fuel was the corpses of my enemies and/or orphans.
Shayde on 17/2/2006 at 06:53
I say harvest me baby, all except my eyes. I have issues with someone else seeing out of my eyes, but the rest they can have.
Also I plan to leave an extremely cryptic will with vague clues to where I've hidden my savings ala "behind the 3rd eye in the 4th house of the sun". I like to think I could fuck with my family from beyond the grave.
Low Moral Fiber on 17/2/2006 at 07:21
Bernie me up. I will dance my happy ass straight back out of hell and right into misadventure.
Dia on 17/2/2006 at 14:15
Quote Posted by Low Moral Fiber
Bernie me up. I will dance my happy ass straight back out of hell and right into misadventure.
That was a
great movie!
henke on 17/2/2006 at 17:28
Quote Posted by The Sleeper
We gave my grandfather a similar treatment. He asked to be cremated and the crematorium gave us this small container that reminded me of a Nestle Quik container with the metal lid/stopper that you had to pop out to get to the good stuff. It was going to be a few days before we were scheduled to pitch the old coot off his favorite covered bridge so we decided to take Gramps off to Aunt Betsy's. Aunt Betsy has a pool!!!! Gramps isn't exactly waterproof. Nothing duct tape can't fix! While we are at it let's make Gramps a raft since no one wants to pick the bugger up off the bottom of the pool all day and duct tape is only good to a certain point. Uncle Bob's Styrofoam cooler will work for that. Still a possibility of capsizing. Grab the kitchen knife and cut a hole in the bottom, more duct tape to strap the old fart in. While, Pap floats around the pool polish off a few beers. Ooo, the waterslide looks like fun! I bet Grandpa wants to go down the waterslide too. He does! It was the best afternoon I had with my grandfather.
Hahaha! :laff:
What a beautifull story. :)