faetal on 1/4/2021 at 15:22
Quote Posted by Thirith
Also, dema, you guys need to work on your hams. A good ham should be way too compact to produce a 'dorf' sound when punched, unless you're punching it with a whoopee cushion.
Are you thinking of cured ham? Because cooked ham definitely has plenty of give.
Thirith on 1/4/2021 at 15:59
Okay, you are right. Honestly, it's not as if I've ever really punched a ham, whether cured or cooked.
Yakoob on 1/4/2021 at 21:16
game idea note to self: a game about punching various-sized hams to create different sounds
EDIT: and if you get super lucky with your dice rolls you get - wait for it - CRITICAL HAMMAGE!!
Thirith on 1/4/2021 at 22:10
I think it should be a rhythm game: Gammon Hero.
Anarchic Fox on 2/4/2021 at 00:51
Or an action RPG, Pork Souls.
PigLick on 2/4/2021 at 03:06
a fighting game Way of the Exploding Ham.
Malf on 2/4/2021 at 06:02
Oh come on, a fighting game about punching ham, and no-one's suggested "Ham Fisted"?!
Although, with a little punctuation, you could have David Cameron's favourite game, "Ham; fisted".
Starker on 3/4/2021 at 04:50
I thought he was porking it, though?
salass00 on 3/4/2021 at 13:21
How about "Pork Romantic: Ham Fisted" as title?
smallfry on 3/4/2021 at 22:22
Wham ham thank you ma'am