pavlovscat on 5/1/2007 at 21:21
Quote Posted by Dia
That we all must eat, shit, pay taxes, and die.
The most important life lesson my dad taught me was this:
Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
Hewer on 5/1/2007 at 22:51
AMEN
BEAR on 6/1/2007 at 03:18
Quote Posted by pavlovscat
The most important life lesson my dad taught me was this:
Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
But, the amount of shit stays the same, you mean you just have more bread to take you're mind of the shit? That analogy makes no sense :(
jimjack on 6/1/2007 at 03:58
But clearly meant to be a profound philosophical statement. Wonderbread.
beast loaf ever.
pavlovscat on 6/1/2007 at 04:22
Quote Posted by BEAR
But, the amount of shit stays the same, you mean you just have more bread to take you're mind of the shit? That analogy makes no sense :(
Sorry, didn't realize anyone would
need an explanation, unless of course you are being intentionally obtuse. Ah, but no one on here would do that, right? :rolleyes:
The meaning is plainly that, if you have enough bread (slang term meaning money), then you will never need to eat shit (a metaphor for all sorts of unpleasantries suffered by those without enough money) to survive. The original presentation is meant to be somewhat humorous, but I guess you missed that part.
Fascist on 6/1/2007 at 04:22
I don't get that one. There's loads of food other than bread i love to eat..
oudeis on 6/1/2007 at 04:32
Yes, but can you use them as the building material for a sandwich? Fried plantains will do, but nothing else really leaps to mind as a valid substitute.
Singing Dancing Moose on 6/1/2007 at 05:53
You could use bagels. And you wouldn't have to put shit on them, you could use cream cheese! :D
ignatios on 6/1/2007 at 12:34
With smoked salmon, red onions, capers, and ground black pepper! :D
oudeis on 6/1/2007 at 16:22
Let's nip this in the bud: bagels, while not flat nor square, are still part of the bread family. Find other substitutes for bread for the statement
as b-> ∞ s-> 0.
