Kolya on 15/7/2009 at 11:33
Looking up if "Parry Hotter" was ever actually a name of an adult movie.
AR Master on 15/7/2009 at 14:18
UR MOM
OnionBob on 15/7/2009 at 14:37
Well my sisters birthday was coming up, and so one day my Mom came in with a url and her credit card and asked me to buy her a gift from this online birthday site. The site looked kind of like the desolate dot bomb storefront that hasnt seen a customer in months, but mom said she had seen it on oprah or some retarded shit and so I complied.
Anyway in one part of the form came the place to put in "Recipients name" and the side note said "* Note: This is the name that will be used on the card." So me being the haw haw funny man I am I decided to write in "Hardcore Ownage" as the first and second names respectively. I mean it's her fucking birthday as if she needs to guess who the present is for. But anyway. I submitted the form and the purchase was successful.
A week or so goes by and my Mom comes in again and says we're all going out to dinner for my sisters birthday and not to make plans for that nice blah de blah. She also says she is getting a cake delivered to the restaurant which will be presented at the table with candles and singing and all that retarded shit they do. Yeah ok mom whatever shut up get out.
Anyway last night we went to the italian restaurant, and my sister had rought a couple of her schoolfriends (she is 15 now by the way) and it was me and our parents. Predictably at the end the waiter stood up and announced my sister was the birthday girl and could everyone gather around etc. So the waiter brings the cake out with the candles and everyone in the restaurant starts singing.
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday errr *Hardcore Ownage*?
Errr *mumble mumble* Happy Birthday to you.
Yes that was what was on the top of the motherfucking cake. Apparently my mom had gotten a phonecall by a cake shop who has some partnership with that website, and done some phone sales shit where they go "We hear you're having a birthday, how would you like a lovely personalised cake?". So yeah that's how it happened. I have no idea why anyone at the cake place didnt ring up and confirm the fucking name.
Anyway my sister ran out in tears cause her friends laughed. I still havent owned up to it yet although my parents suspect it's something to do with me because I laughed so much. I'm gonna get caught when she looks at the card that came with her gift though because it says Hardcore Ownage in it as well and she knows I placed the order.
Shit.
Volitions Advocate on 15/7/2009 at 15:23
Called in Sick to work today. feel like garbage.
Also filling out a form for the lab to do bloodwork, I'm getting my cholesterol checked out. I'm only 25 but I figure I might as well jump on adult male health conscious wagon early so that I can stop being a fatass and lose the 40 pounds I've put on since high school.
Debating whether to make some videos to put up on youtube to demo the guitar pedals I'm planning to hock on ebay, play SS2, or read Speaker for the Dead.
Going to harass the university to ask them why they haven't called me to let me know the status of my acceptance to their new program that I'm switching to.
.... maybe more later.
Kolya on 15/7/2009 at 16:22
@OnionBob I once made a list of well known internet personalities and that female student topped it.
@gunsmoke I think I'd prefer the spiked club (
http://tinyurl.com/2o73nx) works without using it
Just cooked up dinner: Caramelised carrots, wild rice with rosemary, thyme, fresh oregano and basil and canned roulades. Tastes wild.
Mr.Duck on 15/7/2009 at 16:32
UR MOM'S DOG.
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