Thelvyn on 17/10/2010 at 00:48
Quote Posted by Queue
I wonder if the return email works? If so, I say we all start sending her cock pictures.
Large, black ones.
+20!
Bjossi on 17/10/2010 at 01:05
With thick, sweaty pubic hair. :)
Mortal Monkey on 17/10/2010 at 01:58
Quote Posted by driver
Unless she marries someone called Peter Till-Now.
So how'd he lose it?
Nameless Voice on 17/10/2010 at 02:12
For some reason, I find it amusing that the bot is purporting to find me attractive because of my profile when my profile picture is
(http://www.ttlg.com/forums/image.php?u=11100&dateline=1264204153&type=profile) this.
New posters probably shouldn't be allowed to view email addresses until they've made a certain number of posts that haven't been deleted as spam.
Sulphur on 17/10/2010 at 07:00
You haven't seen mine then, huh?
I'm retreating from the forums and the internet in general for a while. I thought I'd found a person I could finally connect to. I thought it was going to be something special.
I thought it was going to be love, dammit.
I'm off to mope and wallow. Enjoy your hot fuck, you fucks. Take Renz's advice and double-wrap; or don't, like I care anyway. See you around! :mad:
Herr_Garrett on 17/10/2010 at 08:23
Quote Posted by Sulphur
You haven't seen mine then, huh?
I'm retreating from the forums and the internet in general for a while. I thought I'd found a person I could finally connect to. I thought it was going to be something special.
I thought it was going to be
love, dammit.
I'm off to mope and wallow. Enjoy your hot fuck, you fucks. Take Renz's advice and double-wrap; or don't, like I care anyway. See you around! :mad:
Incidentally, I was listening to a
Te Deum while I read that.
Surely you'd have, well, you know... experience? F'rinstance, with those pop-up "chat" windows on practically any torrent site saying 'hello hun i'm horni wanna chat?', or "Want to have steaming hot love near your location? Click here!".
Queue on 17/10/2010 at 12:43
Quote Posted by Bjossi
With thick, sweaty pubic hair. :)
Man, you guys know what I like.
Queue on 24/10/2010 at 15:56
Yeah. That's like a bad apples spoiling the bunch, right?
tee he, teh he.
Yeah.
Sulphur on 24/10/2010 at 16:10
Fuck, this advice is sorta too little, too late, y'know?
I mean, I've already given her my bank account and credit card details, and she's still holding out on the hot internet porn swap deal we'd agreed on. Just yesterday, she even pulled the 'I'm sorry, but who are you?' schtick and disappeared. She's probably off somewhere, charging me for some bondage gear and strap-ons I'll never ever see her use. Fuck.
What really fucking pisses me off about all this is that now I'll never be able to figure out what she wanted me to buy the goddamn colonoscopy camera and vibrating dildo that are currently sat on my bed for.
