Sulphur on 15/10/2010 at 21:48
Okay, so it's not, really. I just got an e-mail from someone called Rita --
hi
My name is Rita never married. l saw your profile today and after going
through it many times((
www.ttlg.com)then) l made up my mind to
contact you as my friend. so l want you to write back to me through my email
address so that l will give you my picture and for you to know who l am.
l hope to see your mail ok. lt is from
me,
miss Rita
And I'm unsure of what to do in this situation. Despite my practised internet bravado and cool, outgoing personality here, I'm new to this thing. It's like, gosh, where do you even start? Should I just initiate a friendly sort of conversation and exchange pleasantries and see if it works out? Should I start with innuendo instead and guide it to a random hook-up over a table at a bar for a night to remember and hopefully forget the morning after?
Yes, I'm asking for dating advice. well. yes. :o
First things first, should I send her a picture back?* Preferably one where I still had short hair and wasn't cultivating my biker beard and wasn't wearing my trademark striped pink shirt with violet flowers on one side, along with a French beret?
Help!!!
*This might probably might extinguish my chances because I may send her that vaginawall image by accident - the one I linked to recently in a thread about llamas and yawning that got deleted a while ago - because both questionable internet
porn photos and my smiling mug shots tend to be deposited into the same folder.
reizak on 15/10/2010 at 21:59
You've broken my heart :( I thought Rita and I shared a mystical connection since she was apparently able to peer into my very soul despite my blank profile, but I see now that she's a dirty hussy. Wait, that's even better.
Renzatic on 15/10/2010 at 22:04
I'd double wrap, dude guy. That's all I'm saying.
Scots Taffer on 15/10/2010 at 22:30
Goddammit. I already left my wife for Rita and now I hear THIS. :(
For serious: got this email too.
Dia on 15/10/2010 at 22:58
omg. I just now deleted an e-mail from Rita (unread, of course).
I really don't think I want to know ....... :weird:
Kolya on 16/10/2010 at 00:05
Standing by the Turing meter,
When I caught a glimpse of Rita,
Filling in a form in her little netbook.
Chatted her up and tried to win her.
Like a bloody net beginner,
Told her I would really like to see her again.
Oh, lovely Rita cheater maid,
Where would we be without you?
Give us a wink and make us think of you!
SubJeff on 16/10/2010 at 01:49
Ha ha. This thread is gold. Got the same damn email. Love it guys, love it.
Fairly sophisticated email bot though, is it not? Custom created for this type of forum?
Fafhrd on 16/10/2010 at 01:57
Apparently I'm not good enough for Rita...
Zygoptera on 16/10/2010 at 02:30
Neither am I. I'm not sure whether not being good enough for someone who is apparently one or all of nymphomaniac, bisexual and a chakat chaser is a blow to or a boost to my psyche.
