Renzatic on 10/11/2009 at 18:49
Quote Posted by SD
The thought of no sex until marriage horrifies me: what if s/he's a terrible lay? Congratulations, you just condemned yourself to a lifetime of shit sex.
Regardless of when you start, being condemned to a lifetime of shit sex is only an issue for those who don't take the initiative to read a book and/or do it more.
Also I'm fucking the Lexus.
CCCToad on 10/11/2009 at 18:54
Quote Posted by SD
Virginity really is something you need to ditch as soon as is humanly possible. Not least because nigh on nobody you're interested in pursuing a relationship with will be a virgin too.
Prove it.
Renzatic on 10/11/2009 at 19:07
Hell, some women might be excited at the prospect of taking a guy's virginity. Unless you're 40, all you have to do is say "I'M WAITING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO IS YOU DEFLOWER ME NOW", and you'll probably get laid before your pants hit the floor.
Lay on the Bambi eyes for added effect.
Kolya on 10/11/2009 at 19:09
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Regardless of when you start, being condemned to a lifetime of shit sex is only an issue for those who don't take the initiative to read a book and/or do it more.
That's only half the truth. Some people just aren't compatible.
At least that's what she said and it helped me at the time, so shut up.
SD on 10/11/2009 at 19:10
Quote Posted by CCCToad
Prove it.
Prove what? That most adults aren't virgins?
Renzatic on 10/11/2009 at 19:25
Quote Posted by Kolya
That's only half the truth. Some people just aren't compatible.
Eh...maybe. The mechanics of sex are pretty straightforward, and just about everyone save the most jaded player types who've had more than their fair share find even vanilla missionary enjoyable. You get two people who have saved themselves for marriage to go at it, and they'll love even the basics starting out. Or at least they will once they get comfortable with each other and start getting into the groove of things.
Aerothorn on 10/11/2009 at 19:27
I think what he meant is the "anyone your interested in pursuing" qualifier - i.e. it's theoretically possible that the time of girls e-mon is interested in are also much more likely to be virgins. Admittedly a shaky hypothesis, but possible.
also, I think it says a lot about this forum that we've spent 26 pages talking about virginity. I'm just not sure what.
Sulphur on 10/11/2009 at 19:41
Quote Posted by Queue
BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THE DIPSTICK!
...oh my God, it's in gear....
Queue, if your dipstick is in gear, you are doing something
very wrong.
(Or very right. Ask the goddamn car, dammit.)
Also I want a piece of Renz's Lexus.
Preferably the exhaust pipe.
Renzatic on 10/11/2009 at 19:52
Ain't my Lexus. It's mom and dads. They don't know why I borrow it though, so you can have a piece.
Kolya on 10/11/2009 at 20:09
Quote Posted by Renzatic
The mechanics of sex are pretty straightforward
Yes but the chemistry isn't. If it doesn't click with someone it's usually better to move on than to read a book about it.
