steo on 4/5/2007 at 12:24
Post threads like this one on every online message board you can find, that's sure to help.
Go to a bar in drag and attempt to pick up some really drunk, really unlucky guy.
When you said you've never even touched a pussy, does that mean your mum had a caesarian? Or were you just summoned or something?
Fascist on 4/5/2007 at 12:57
Quote Posted by steo
When you said you've never even touched a pussy, does that mean your mum had a caesarian? Or were you just summoned or something?
I was born in a test tube. What, i'm Scottish.
But seriously, apart from the pearly penile papules and the crooked penis due to excessive masturbation, i am in 100% good condition and of breeding age, who should be passing on his good genes like a good lifeform. But it doesn't happen. This confuses me.
Bjossi on 4/5/2007 at 13:10
If you want to pass on genes you could always donate sperm if you won't find someone ready to receive your sperm cells the natural way. ;)
io organic industrialism on 4/5/2007 at 14:01
i didn't lose my virginity till i was 23. i don't think there is anything wrong with that. i'm still with the same girl and now we have a 3 year old son :D
Fascist on 4/5/2007 at 14:03
Quote Posted by io organic industrialism
i didn't lose my virginity till i was 23.
I'm so glad this happened.
OnionBob on 4/5/2007 at 14:08
Quote Posted by Fascist
I was born in a test tube. What, i'm Scottish.
But seriously, apart from the pearly penile papules and the crooked penis due to excessive masturbation, i am in 100% good condition and of breeding age, who should be passing on his good genes like a good lifeform. But it doesn't happen. This confuses me.
Christ, look at the way you talk. That's your first clue right there. Stop talking like a cunt and maybe one day you'll get access to one
rachel on 4/5/2007 at 14:23
Fascist: "This confusion is not rational, I am a healthy male of breeding age."
OnionBob: "I think there is a little more to it than that."
Fascist: "My database does not encompass the dynamics of human peer bonding."
Vasquez on 4/5/2007 at 14:31
Quote Posted by Fascist
who should be passing on his good genes like a good lifeform.
Still, it might be a good idea to use BC at least the first couple of times.
Fascist on 4/5/2007 at 14:32
Quote Posted by raph
Fascist: "This confusion is not rational, I am a healthy male of breeding age."
This chat up line never works for some reason. :confused:
Seriously folks i
am a virgin. Not because i talk like i write on message boards, because i don't. I'm just not forward enough with girls.
There have been 3 occasions so far in my life when i could've made hard fast love to a girl who clearly wanted my johnson, but it never happened becuase i'm just not aggressive enough. I accept this, i know the problem and could fix it if only i had the testicles.
What i wonder is what people think of a good looking 22yr old virgin male. I must emphasise the good looking part because if i was fat and ugly people might understand.
Swiss Mercenary on 4/5/2007 at 14:37
I thinks they should post make more in Comm. Chat.
