BrokenArts on 16/5/2007 at 03:08
Why is this thread so retarded. :(
Lady Taffer on 16/5/2007 at 04:45
BrokenArts just answered your question, GBM. :)
. . hatred, indeed. I scoff at the thought. I come here for the cheap laughs, but I'm still trying to learn to get out quickly before they inevitably degenerate into kind of conversations Gorgon seems to encounter in real life unfortunately. His problem is exactly opposite to mine.
Anyway, this is probably a good enough post to make my exit with. :thumb:
Gingerbread Man on 16/5/2007 at 04:45
what just happen
Matthew on 16/5/2007 at 08:41
Another thread LadyTaffered :thumb:
Goblin on 16/5/2007 at 13:05
Learn some dang skills. Girls only want guys with skills. Or tall and muscular dudes of breeding age, but that ain't clearly working out too well for you.
Jump on youtube and learn about 700 tricks you can do with a zippo lighter and pull the shit at parties. Shit, it doesn't even have to be as crass as a party trick. Anything that gets someone of the opposite sex to look in your direction for more than 3 seconds and you're half-way there.
If I hadn't learned to play the guitar I'd still be a virgin, and I'm not even any good. You can be a fugly chud, strum three open chords and sing some sappy John Denver crap IN KEY at a barbeque and you'll have at least one piece of halfway decent Betty (amidst a truckload of Bertha) crawling up your leg by the end of the day.
~s:a:n:i:t:y~ on 16/5/2007 at 14:09
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I'm 22 and have kissed one girl in my entire life. I've never, you know, touched a pussy or anything. I'm tall, muscular and generally good-looking all round so i have no excuses.
Aside from being so horny i could screw an obese man-hating militant lesbian with more peircings than Elaine Davidson, it doesn't really bother me. But i still don't like people finding out so i lie about it. People might think i'm a serial killer or something ya know?
I think the thread already contained the answer when you created it.
"muscular and generally good-looking all round" doesn't necessarily mean "attractive". It's a wide complex of features, so I'm afraid a good appearance doesn't guarantee anything. Your concern about what people might think of you is quite disturbing. From what I read in your post, you are driven by fear to be misenterpeted. By fearing so, you in fact make people believe in your deficiency. I am not saying that revealing to everyone that you are still virgin would solve the problem, but I sencerely think you shouldn't be so obsessed over virginity.
I think you have to deal with the "i-still-don't-like-people-finding-out-so-i-lie" stuff first and most probably everything is going to work out for you.
ercles on 16/5/2007 at 14:15
Quote Posted by Goblin
Learn some dang skills. Girls only want guys with skills.
Just when I thought we were finally safe from Napoleon Dynamite...
pavlovscat on 16/5/2007 at 17:58
Quote Posted by Goblin
Learn some dang skills. Girls only want guys with skills.
Or at least somebody who's willing to learn to please his partner and who doesn't think his dick is so incredible (read *HUGE*) that skills are unnecessary. (Of course that flips both ways.) Enthusiasm can go a long way to gaining a repeat performance, but don't forget to listen to your partner.
User123abc on 16/5/2007 at 18:20
Quote Posted by pavlovscat
Or at least somebody who's willing to learn to please his partner and who doesn't think his dick is so incredible (read *HUGE*) that skills are unnecessary. (Of course that flips both ways.) Enthusiasm can go a long way to gaining a repeat performance, but don't forget to listen to your partner.
You know, I'm just now realizing the cultural reference in your name
For a long time, I thought you were some kind of weird pervert named Pavlov who likes poo.
I'm sure this must have popped up before.
Kolya on 16/5/2007 at 19:07
If I had a nick like yours, I'd keep it low key with publicly interpreting other people's nicks.
