fett on 13/5/2007 at 19:53
Quote Posted by Thelink
Fascist... you want the secret to getting laid? Talk to the chics. Make'em laugh, but be sincere. Don't try to be something that you aren't. Let the conversation flow as naturally as possible and soon enough, you'll be between the sheets with a chic. Word of advice though:
Rub one out before you bang her. Otherwise you'll nut before you even get the condom on. Oh yeah and if you're the nervous type, have a drink before hand also. You need to be relaxed, ya know?
Good luck ol'boy. :thumb:
Ok I officially fucking hate this place now.
Thelink on 13/5/2007 at 20:44
awww c'mon fett. If he's good looking and still having troubles, maybe he actually needs a hand out.
fett on 13/5/2007 at 20:46
Sounds like he's had too much of a hand out, if you get my meaning. Get it? Hand out? Like with his hand?
Yeah, this thread sucks donkey balls.
Lady Taffer on 13/5/2007 at 20:50
Yeah, and your surefire way of getting us "chicks" in bed is sure to work because we're all obviously sex robots that react exactly the same way to exactly the same methods. :tsktsk:
Lady Taffer on 13/5/2007 at 20:51
Quote Posted by fett
Yeah, this thread sucks donkey balls.
You can always close it. You have the power. :D
Thelink on 13/5/2007 at 21:08
I in no way implied that my sure-fire way works on every woman out there. (Even though it does. :ebil: ) I'm just telling him to be who he is, and he'll meet someone.
fett on 13/5/2007 at 21:43
Quote Posted by Lady Taffer
You can always close it. You have the power. :D
Nah - I only have The Power in the T2X forum. I think the last post in there was sometime around 1978. They know better to make me a mod in CommChat. Everybody but me would be TEH BANNED.
Hackmaster1 on 14/5/2007 at 08:39
Quote Posted by Shug
At times like this, I ask myself; What Would Hackmaster1 Do?
Not feel sorry for myself, or care about what others think.
If you're a virgin, YOU'RE a virgin! Get over it.
Find a girl, make friends, get to know her, if she feels like it, she will be the first to let you know whether she wants to break the sexual tension.
Am I still a virgin, you ask? Yes! Do I care what anyone thinks? No! Why? Because they do not own me. So what? Get a goal, and focus on it.
If this doesn't help you, then you need to work this out yourself.
I've had my girl troubles. Just a waste of my time and money.
College ho's are not for me.
Move on.
henke on 14/5/2007 at 13:45
Man, Hackmaster1 dont take no guff from nobody! :D
Turtle on 14/5/2007 at 15:43
He talks a tough game, but I'll bet he's masturbating on the inside.
