Dia on 3/5/2007 at 22:55
Yeah, well it would have been a lot more fun if you hadn't gotten all sloppy drunk and pissed off said redhead.
Blabbermouth.
marshall banana on 3/5/2007 at 23:05
Since you've gone this far, try abstinence.
Carini on 3/5/2007 at 23:09
Hey, there's nothing wrong with jerkin' off.
Fascist on 3/5/2007 at 23:22
Quote Posted by Dia
Just go to a bar, get wasted, hit on the first similarly wasted female that tickles your fancy, then let nature take its course.
I tried this once but was almost raped by a hideous fat chick who was into scarification. Some girls can smell virgins a mile off....:wot:
Quote Posted by Carini
Hey, there's nothing wrong with jerkin' off.
True. But it would be nice to try it with no hands lol.
BrokenArts on 3/5/2007 at 23:39
When you stop looking, you'll find what you're looking for. That's how it usually works.
Gingerbread Man on 3/5/2007 at 23:41
Lies. I tried that one in a Wal-Mart. I sat in that aisle for EIGHT DAYS and never once did I find a unicorn. >:(
Wait. Unicorns are the ones with the horn, right? Yeah. Then yeah, it doesn't work. It's a defeatist philosophy and assumes that magical things are just waiting to pounce on you like a unicorn in the automotive department of Wal-Mart.
Or not, as it turned out.
fett on 3/5/2007 at 23:53
I recommend Star Trek conventions, dressing like Highlander when you go out on the weekends, and listening to loads of Judas Priest.
Dia on 3/5/2007 at 23:56
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
I sat in that aisle for EIGHT DAYS and never once did I find a unicorn. >:(
You were obviously in the wrong aisle.
User123abc on 4/5/2007 at 00:22
Listen... if you're really up for it, I'll help you out. Just tell me where and when, and I guarantee that I'll pound the virgin right out of your ass. I'm like a unicorn waiting to pounce, baby.
WARNING: there may not be any vagina involved.
FU
Scots Taffer on 4/5/2007 at 00:24
It could be your seemingly endless fascination with the uglier side of European history. That, or your smile.
