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jimjack on 7/5/2007 at 18:11

But it still hasn't answered the cause and effect of bent penises.

Too much wallowing in sexual frustration as a self loathing virgin and feeling sorry for themselves might rub off on some potentially receptive girls. You should wear your sexuality on your sleeve and exude confidence or quit putting fanny on a pedestal that high up you can't reach it.

If your lacking in something then go look at yourself in the mirror and if you cant say your a good looking guy who has a lot to offer and you can't like yourself than why should a girl like you. Get a haircut, use proactiv, use some lotion, whiten your teeth, go work out. Then go back and stand in front of the mirror and think "Fuck me IM AWESOME!"

Then tell me if it works.

pavlovscat on 7/5/2007 at 19:20

Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man

Or wait, were you trying to be edgy?

Nope. Just honest. Attach too much meaning to sex and you ruin it. Sex is an end in and of itself without any of that "getting to know somebody" crap. That being said, sex with someone you know can be sublime and much more fulfilling than a random fuck. But, if more people got randomly laid, the world would be a calmer place. Without the artificial attitudes & morals about what is wrong or right when talking about sex - or even just plain old nudity - people would lose so many hang-ups that prevent two individuals from ever really knowing each other. Most people are so afraid of what others think of them that they will never let anyone really know them. Children are brought up thinking that the naked human body, let alone sex, is somehow shameful. Why? We all have a body & most of us have sex eventually. Nevermind saying, "Hey, I think it might be fun to be tied up. Wanna try it?" Someone might be turned off by that. And if you can't be 100% honest with another person about your own wants & needs, then you don't need to "get to know them". Just get laid & get over it.

charlestheoaf on 7/5/2007 at 19:48

Quote Posted by pavlovscat

Nope. Just honest. Attach too much meaning to sex and you ruin it. Sex is an end in and of itself without any of that "getting to know somebody" crap. That being said, sex with someone you know can be sublime and much more fulfilling than a random fuck. But, if more people got randomly laid, the world would be a calmer place. Without the artificial attitudes & morals about what is wrong or right when talking about sex - or even just plain old nudity - people would lose so many hang-ups that prevent two individuals from ever really knowing each other. Most people are so afraid of what others think of them that they will never let anyone really know them. Children are brought up thinking that the naked human body, let alone sex, is somehow shameful. Why? We all have a body & most of us have sex eventually. Nevermind saying, "Hey, I think it might be fun to be tied up. Wanna try it?" Someone might be turned off by that. And if you can't be 100% honest with another person about your own wants & needs, then you don't need to "get to know them". Just get laid & get over it.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one reading through this thread with all of those thoughts going through my mind.

Sex is sex, love is love. Sometimes they're mixed together, other times not.

fett on 7/5/2007 at 22:34

Quote Posted by Dia

Get married and then we'll talk.

I'm with Dia on this one. I got married at 20 (wife was 19), we've been married 15 years, with 2 kids, and the sex keeps getting better and better (except now I'm worried I may have a bent willy...). Seriously - nothing beats being with someone long enough to get *really* good at it. Most people don't get that chance.

Also - most :laff: :laff: :laff: I've had around here in awhile itt. You are all so sexually confused and/or obsessed.

Well, I'm off to get laid again. :thumb:

Jeshibu on 8/5/2007 at 01:16

What if it's bent down?

:(