Mr.Duck on 6/5/2007 at 19:50
All hail Darragh!!
May his privates be bent
But his spirit be straight.
Close thread, rape Fascist, vive la France.
frozenman on 6/5/2007 at 23:41
Grow your hair out till its long-- every girl I know gets a boner for long hair.
Gestalt on 7/5/2007 at 00:08
Quote Posted by frozenman
Grow your hair out till its long-- every girl I know gets a boner for long hair.
You must know some unusual girls.
Bjossi on 7/5/2007 at 00:20
Yeah, I don't think he wants the attention of shemales.
User123abc on 7/5/2007 at 00:23
It just gets better and better :joke:
ercles on 7/5/2007 at 04:37
Angry defensive virgins ftw
Just when I thought this place was starting to get a bit dull...
Cookie Dough on 7/5/2007 at 06:22
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
Lies. I tried that one in a Wal-Mart. I sat in that aisle for EIGHT DAYS and never once did I find a unicorn. >:(
Wait. Unicorns are the ones with the horn, right? Yeah. Then yeah, it doesn't work. It's a defeatist philosophy and assumes that magical things are just waiting to pounce on you like a unicorn in the automotive department of Wal-Mart.
Or not, as it turned out.
Hahahaha, you have me lollin' after 2:00 a.m. here, not good for sleeping people! :laff:
This thread is great. Darragh, thank you, you've ruined anyone's chances of sleeping in quiet tonight.
And just what is so wrong with being a virgin again? Why is there such a rush, or an "age limit" on it? I don't see the point. Okay so say you do find a girl soon and have sex with her, then what? Will that make your life better or more worth living? Isn't there any meaning or want of a real connection when it comes to sex anymore?
I don't "get" "casual sex". I'd rather do it myself than with someone I didn't know or care anything about, and may never see again.
Fascist, stop worrying about it. Do like the people said and just stop worrying and looking for it, and it will happen. I know this from experience(I wasn't looking for sex, but I got what I was looking for and wanting and
oh so much more).
Relax, enjoy your life the best you can, and just go get some friends
who are girls, and see where it goes from there.
Try not to worry about it. Find someone to care something about, okay?
Enchantermon on 7/5/2007 at 12:20
Well, I was gonna post, but Cookie basically said everything I would have, so.....
Fascist, I've never had sex. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never kissed a girl. I'm still alive. There's a lot more to life than sex. Of course, if I were you, I'd tell you to wait until you get married, because it will be a lot more special for you and your wife. After all, you can only give away your virginity once; shouldn't you give it to someone you plan on spending your life with?
