Fascist on 3/5/2007 at 22:01
I'm 22 and have kissed one girl in my entire life. I've never, you know, touched a pussy or anything. I'm tall, muscular and generally good-looking all round so i have no excuses.
Aside from being so horny i could screw an obese man-hating militant lesbian with more peircings than Elaine Davidson, it doesn't really bother me. But i still don't like people finding out so i lie about it. People might think i'm a serial killer or something ya know?
What do you think of this?
The Alchemist on 3/5/2007 at 22:07
Get laid.
Jeshibu on 3/5/2007 at 22:12
I think this hits a bit too close to home.
Vivian on 3/5/2007 at 22:16
ha ha ha on you, loser breath. Go have sex or something.
Fascist on 3/5/2007 at 22:23
Quote Posted by Uncle Bacon
Go have sex or something.
I've tried, but it doesn't happen. :confused:
Dia on 3/5/2007 at 22:31
Just go to a bar, get wasted, hit on the first similarly wasted female that tickles your fancy, then let nature take its course.
WARNING: I am not responsible for what you wake up to the next morning.
Rug Burn Junky on 3/5/2007 at 22:32
Prostitutes are people too.
Dia on 3/5/2007 at 22:39
There he goes with that prostitute thing again.
Fascist, if you go to the right kind of bar you won't have to pay for it.
Digital Nightfall on 3/5/2007 at 22:45
Dammit, I was expecting a thread about Richard Branson.
I hear his cameo in Casino Royal was edited out of the version of the film shown on British Airways. Lolergag.
Rug Burn Junky on 3/5/2007 at 22:52
Quote Posted by Dia
There he goes with that prostitute thing again.
You say that as though you didn't like it when I got that cute little redhead for you.
